Apple computers don't have enough ports for me. Apparently I'm the only guy in the world who has this problem. Well, the Mac Studio has enough ports, and the Mac Studio is the exact computer I wrote a whole article about nearly fifteen years ago saying we needed. But now that it exists, I don't want to pay for it.
I currently need five Thunderbolt-type connector ports and four USB. Partly, I admit, because I insist on a wired keyboard and mouse, and the USB hub takes up one of the Thunderbolt/USB-C type ports. That's because I had bad experiences with the Bluetooth mouses, culminating in the idiotic mouse that had its recharging port on the bottom of it, so you couldn't use it when it was charging. The base Mac Mini provides two Thunderbolt ports and two USB ports. For more than double the price of the base model, I can get a Mac Mini Pro, which still has two USB ports, but doubles the number of Thunderbolt ports to four. An improvement without quite being a solution. The Pro model is $1,300, vs. $800 for the "middle model*."
Everybody says, "just get a dock." (Or hub. I'm unsure of the distinction between a dock and a hub.) But hubs with extra Thunderbolt ports are rare, and expensive, and after you pay through the nose for one, the clock starts ticking, because they'll be Thunderbolt 2 (or whatever) and Apple is already on Thunderbolt 4 and eventually all things "break"—I fell for all that Firewire hype way back when! Breaking in computerese means that some perfectly good thing stops working because things move on. Or, just as often, let's admit, because someone wants to make more money or isn't making enough money.
The Apple people didn't have a solution either. I spoke to a manager, not identified as such but I could tell he was one, who adroitly passed me to a salesman who was being shadowed by a trainee in street attire. None of the three of them had an obvious solution to the port problem, which is evidently a problem belonging to me and not to Apple. They, like everyone else, said I needed a hub, which they don't sell.
I will admit I can get grumpy over Apple trying to streamline their products for style reasons while at the same time obligating me to pay for and clutter my desk with an ugly third-party hub with wires sprouting out of it.
I sucked it up and bought a basic Mac Mini Pro. The salesman even came out and said they don't sell many of them. I will now be the monkey in the monkey cage that all the rest of the monkeys are flinging feces at, because y'all are going to ridicule me for buying more computer than I need. (Is that metaphor a little too vivid?)
What can I say? I probably did. You're right.
Interesting thing I learned: trainees at the Apple Store shadow, and then are shadowed. The trainer first wears the identifying Apple shirt and the trainee lurks in street clothes observing, but then the trainee graduates to wearing the Apple shirt and dealing with the customers and the trainer lurks beside him in street clothes. Smart, huh? Shadowing and reverse-shadowing. Trainees get weeks of training. There's a lot to know.
Speaking of breaking, Photoshop broke. I had been sticking with Photoshop 2021—the one I could, you know, own, and keep on my own computer—even though I've been paying my $9.99 a month for the online version since 2021. At one point I knew that I'd be forced away from 2021 and compelled to use the online version, but I forgot about that. Well, now the whole thing's in Portuguese. I knew I was going to have to learn the online version sooner or later. It looks like that's my Winter project.
[UPDATE: My bad. Photoshop 2021 didn't break. It's just that I have a license for two computers, and the two listed were my old Mini and the Mini before that. And the new one made three. So I deleted the old ones and Photoshop works again.]
All's well
I'm being a little Mike-y here. Truthfully, my experience at the Apple Store was very good, and all the people there were nice, helpful, and very tolerant of me; my new computer is slick as snot; and the old one lasted six years, more or less, which is fine (this is my 12th Mac since 1984, best as I can count, counting two work and one school Mac). And, my earlier strategy of separating the monitor from the computer is still working. When my second 27" iMac was nearing its end, it occurred to me that I kept having to pay for a new large monitor every time I bought a new computer, and that didn't seem sensible, so I switched to the Mac Mini and bought an NEC MultiSync PA272W which is still going strong. Meanwhile, the 27" iMac is a thing of the past, and so is the monitor—the PA272W was discontinued and replaced by the PA271Q-BK which was discontinued and replaced by nothing.
Here's a big difference: last time, the new computer restored my data from a Time Machine backup in the Apple AirPort Extreme, over Wi-Fi, and it took something like 14 hours. Now, I keep a slick little Samsung T5 SSD for Time Machine backups (link is to the current model), and the new computer effortlessly restored itself from the backup in like an hour and 15 minutes.
Here are some related articles from the past:
"NEC, We Hardly Knew Ye" from 2022, reporting on the demise of NEC as a manufacturer of monitors for photography and recommendations for alternative options;
"The Goldilocks Box," my historical article begging Apple to give us the computer it eventually did give us in the Mac Studio (although the Mini in its higher variants is now a much more capable computer than when it was new in 2005 or when I wrote that in 2010);
"The Biggest News from Apple in Years," my joy over the introduction of the Mac Studio.
Mike
*The middle model being the one they want everyone to buy—people are similarly clever to each other in wanting something better than the stripper/barebones variant but not wanting to pay for the extravagant/luxurious variant. The classic marketing idea is to provide a choice of three and aim customers at the middle one.
P.S. Concerning the post title, my father, who had a horror of old age, used to scorn and disparage "old men in hats." I now cheerfully wear a Dorfman Pacific bucket hat to protect my bald spot.
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John Shriver: "Thunderbolt 4 ports use a lot of resources inside the computer chipset. They have four PCIe lanes, each running at 32 gigabits/second. Apple is not being cheap with connectors; there's a lot of expensive silicon implementing each Thunderbolt 4 port. The Mac mini Pro has four Thunderbolt 4 ports because it has two complete chipsets.
"True Thunderbolt 4 peripherals are really high-end. You can run an external PCIe chassis off one. Or an external Graphics Processor Unit.
"Thunderbolt 4 is needed for displays too large for HDMI (say '5K' and up), or for a pair of '4K' displays daisy-chained on one port.
"Really high performance disk systems use Thunderbolt 4. The sort that people doing serious video editing need.
"Most real-world (read: affordable) devices are not going to be bottlenecked by a hub reducing Thunderbolt 4 to Thunderbolt 3, USB-C (with USB 3.2 Gen 3 or 4), or legacy USB 3.2 Gen 1 or 2. Looking at external SSD drives at a local computer store, only three models use Thunderbolt 3; the rest are USB 3.2 Gen 1 or 2. External hard drives are mostly USB 3.2 Gen 1. Using a hub isn't going to bottleneck a typical still photo editor.
"Note also that hubs can be nested, and commonly are.
"The other important thing to note is that the programming interface for hubs is standardized as part of the standards. No device driver is needed. So Apple won't obsolete your hub. Heck, there are USB hubs inside most Apple computers.
(This is contrary to the fate of FireWire, which did require drivers that Apple has obsoleted.)"
Jeff: "Paid for more than you need? On the contrary, I sprung for the Mac Studio M2 Ultra. My old Mac Pro tower from 2009 lasted until last year, by upgrading innards along the way. With no ability to upgrade the new machines, my philosophy was to buy once without regret. At 74, I expect that this machine will see me through my remaining years, at least my photographically active ones. The same approach has applied to my camera/lens purchases in my ‘mature’ years; pay more now and minimize GAS or need to upgrade. This longer term perspective has surely saved me far more than any short term price differential."
ChrisC: "I guess what they didn’t tell you at the Apple Store is that a new Mac Mini is due to drop in the next few weeks, if the rumours are to be believed. M4 chip and a new body. Possibly new selection of ports too—sounds like USB-A is on the way out."
Mike replies: I heard those rumors last Spring for the Summer. If I did buy at the wrong time, though, it wouldn't be the first time. I have a history of jumping the gun with cameras, instead of being patient and waiting. All I really hope is that the computer I just bought doesn't suddenly go on sale for $500 less. That would leave a bad taste.
jthvedt: "I got my employer to replace an ancient Dell with a refurbished Mac Studio, and WOW is it a nice bit of gear. But even it has barely enough ports. Like Mike, I prefer wired keyboard and mouse; luckily my keyboard has a USB-A port for my mouse. But with a backup drive, a wired headset, a second display, often an iPad as a third display, the ports fill up fast. At home I have a woefully port-deficient MacBook, which really does require a dock. The expensive and now discontinued CalDigit T3 performs like a champ, but I sure wish I didn't need it." [Here's the current version —Ed.]