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Xander disobeying a sign. Or was he? We were not kicked out.

The news about my eye yesterday was as good as it could be. The glamorous young surgeon, her assistant, and her "shadow" (a young doctor new to the practice who was observing) all smiled at me happily. "I cheated," was the first thing Dr. Hindman said to me, beaming, as I passed her at a desk on the way from the eye test to the exam room. "I peeked at your chart. You're doing really well." Evidently the period of doubt is over and all signs are positive.

I told Dr. Hindman that I had learned something about myself throughout this process—that I'm a pessimist. I had been prepared for the worst. In reply she said that one thing she's learned about herself from doing eye surgery is that she's not in control. "We put everything in place, and then it's up to God or nature or whatever controls these things to do the rest," she said. Mostly it works and sometimes it doesn't, and "...you need a little luck."

I've been lucky. "The graft adheres," meaning that the donor tissue, the Descemet's membrane and the vital single layer of squamous epithelial cells that compose the endothelial layer, has attached itself firmly to my cornea in the proper place. I will wear glasses for the rest of my life—the intra-ocular implant doesn't have the perfect prescription, because "sometimes the shape of the cornea changes in ways we can't foresee"—but she said my uncorrected vision will likely be 20/40, legal to drive with uncorrected. My eyesight is still not great at this moment, but, according to the good doctor, my right eye will get better and better from now on, as my left eye continues to get worse. I'll have to have the same operation on the left eye eventually. 

I'm still curious about how it will affect my photography, and I still have more pondering to do over the remarkable fact that I'm now using part of another person's body in mine.

Both of those things are subjects for later, though, not for now.

Fred
After my appointment Xander and I went to a house museum officially called Sonnenberg Gardens and Mansion State Historic Park, which is also in Canandaigua, the pleasant resort town where the Eye Care Center is located. Thursday was a beautiful, hot Summer day. Sonnenberg means "Sunny Hill" in German, and the estate is known more simply around here as Sonnenberg Gardens. It attracts 35,000 visitors a year, which is a lot in these parts—it's more than the year-round population of the county where I live. Sonnenberg Gardens consists of a 40-room, 21,000-square-foot Queen Anne style house on what used to be 200 acres of highly landscaped grounds, of which 50 remain. It was one of the five (count 'em) residences of a fellow named Frederick Ferris Thompson and his wife, Mary Clark Thompson, who also endowed the original F.F. Thompson Hospital in Canandaigua in his memory. Frederick was one of the founders of a bank that is now part of Citibank, and his original partners, his father and brother, departed to form their own bank, Chase National Bank, named for their friend, Treasury Secretary Salmon P. Chase. Their bank is now part of JP Morgan Chase. F.F. Thompson's house, with Mary in charge, was built at a frantic pace by more than 200 workers, some of them craftsmen from Italy, in 1885–87. The grounds and gardens, which were Mary's passion and are now the main attraction, evolved more slowly, from 1902 to 1919.

Fred

Evidently Mrs. Thompson was in charge of spending the couple's copious supply of money, and most of the tourist information in the home and gardens is about her. But, in addition to being ungodly rich, the man of the house (I'd call him Fred if we were out photographing and probably wouldn't even be allowed into his presence at the bank!) was one of us. A wall plaque described him as "an avid amateur photographer," and, in the only picture of him I noticed in the house, he is standing with an air of recognizably geeky pride behind an imposing view camera. A row of his cameras—decidedly modest compared to the rest of his life (maybe he was the frugal one of the pair?)—is presented atop a bookcase at the top of the stairs.

Fred's Century Grand Studio No. 7 8x10 portrait camera,
missing its included "cabinet holder" and "Semi-Centennial Stand."
It cost $72 in 1902 (~$2,144 today).

There were photographs on the walls here and there, but no notation as to whether they were his or not. This visitor would like to have known.

I'm half back
Anyway, I still have to be on half speed for a while, but I'm back. The comments to this post are open! Hallelujah. Yesterday was a good day all around.

Mike

P.S. I have no idea if Frederick F. Thompson was known as "Fred" or not. It's just that all us Photo-Dawgs are on a first-name basis here in the friendly club environs of TOP, no matter what our walk of life.

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Dennis: "Welcome back ! A few years back, my family stopped at an ice cream shop. When we walked in, there was nobody at the counter, just a couple of teens in the back, but there was a box with a note on it that said 'Do Not Open.' My wife—the nosier, more curious of us—really wanted to open it. When we walked out with our ice creams, the teens followed us out—turns out they were students doing an experiment for a psychology class. They asked whether we wanted to open it and why we didn't. I replied that I just generally obey signs, but later realized that I respect signs/rules on private property much more than signs/rules on public property. Then you have the paper tickets you get when you enter raffles that say 'Keep This Coupon.' I kept one of those for over 20 years and nothing ever came of it. Good luck on the rest of your recovery!"

Joe Holmes: "Whew! Congratulations! Welcome back. Your pessimism isn't necessarily a bad thing. If you don't believe me, I highly recommend The Antidote: Happiness for People Who Can't Stand Positive Thinking by Oliver Burkeman. Makes a very good case for pessimism as a path to happiness. I also recommend Jim Holt's really wonderful book Why Does the World Exist, one of my favorite pop-philosophy books, which at points touches on similar topics. Anyway, as I said, welcome back! I missed you."

Steve Jacob: (partial comment): "I found cataract surgery affected my photography quite a lot. I stopped oversharpening and oversaturating images for one thing and I could calibrate my screen properly again. ;-) We don't really give much thought to the range of vision issues people have when they express preferences for one image, or camera, over another."

Mike replies: So true. We will really need to talk about this!

What Does a Guy Have to Do? (Update)

My son Xander is here visiting, and in this house, he is about the most eminent guest possible. Human and canines are all delighted. Tomorrow he'll drive me to the Eye Center for my checkup (the first in 18 days), upon which a lot is riding. I have no sense of how I'm doing. I'm hoping for good news.

During my convalescence I've been listening to Ron Chernow's Washington, and I thought this little factoid was funny: George Washington's mother never approved of him. She never bragged about or complimented him on his accomplishments, and she complained persistently about his lack of attentiveness and support. As far as Chernow reports, she never offered him the slightest morsel of encouragement, esteem, or respect, even when he was understandably preoccupied with little things like, you know, keeping his ragtag army together at Valley Forge or pounding Cornwallis into submission at Yorktown.

What does a guy have to do to impress Mom, anyway? Apparently being the Father of your Country and the first President of the United States just didn't quite measure up. After the Revolution, Washington was arguably the biggest celebrity in the Western world—truly the man of the age—even British aristocrats pestered Benjamin Franklin for letters of introduction. But Mary Washington still wasn't a fan.

More news when I know it, but in the meantime, I sincerely apologize for the lack of original content and discussion here lately. I guess it's remarkable that I managed to keep the blog going for thirteen and a half years without any long content outages, but that doesn't make this long dry spell any easier to bear. I'm very sorry. I hope to return soon, but I'm at the mercy of necessities beyond my control.

Mike

 

Bored Out of My Gourd (Mike Update)

Nothing much to report. My recovery is going well enough as far as I can tell, and I'm comfortable. Yesterday marked one full week to go till my next checkup. I'm already seeing interesting things out of my repaired eye, such as greatly improved color transmission and gorgeous large-structure contrast. Resolution is not yet adequate, but then I'm wearing a protective cover over the surface of the eyeball like a contact lens. My nine daily eyedrops include a beta-blocker, a quinolone antibiotic, and an anti-inflammatory synthetic corticosteriod. I haven't missed a one.

But I can't...do...anything. if you're ever tempted to think that "time flies," just put yourself in a position where you can't do most of the things you normally spend your time doing! On Tuesday I was cleared to make short drives in daylight, so I am able to get to the grocery store, but I'm not allowed to exert myself, exercise, or do much more than light housework, and I can spend only a cumulative total of one hour per day reading and looking at screens of all kinds. (I wrote this post in three ten-minute bursts across three days.) Next Thursday's checkup might—emphasis on might—clear me to return to my usual routines and get us back to normal. Keep your fingers crossed.

It's difficult to hold silverware with your fingers crossed.

I'm very mindful that this is not real suffering—it's certainly very far from the worst thing in the world. It barely rises to the level of an extended inconvenience. All the same, the passing of time has slowed to a crawl, and I am bored out of my gourd*.

It's probably one of those times that seem like a trial when we're in the middle of it but that we can compartmentalize and allow to fade from memory once it's been endured and is over with. But it's a trial even so. I can't wait for it to end.

More anon.

Mike

*Odd expression, isn't it? I don't know where it comes from...it just bubbled out of my brain. I suppose gourd = head.

(Live Update)

Dateline, Monday: I've learned today that my recovery is going to take somewhat longer than I had hoped. To string a few extra days from the material I have ready, one post per day will appear for the next few days. After that I will do something. I am not allowed to write, read, watch video, or look at images and whatever else on the computer or other kinds of screens—which is inconvenient as I have belatedly realized that pretty much all I ever do in my entire life is...write, read, watch video, or look at images and whatever else on the computer or other kinds of screens!  :-)  It’s quite a shift to go cold turkey.

Otherwise all is well. I’m comfortable and keeping discouragement at bay, and I remain grateful for this chance at restored eyesight. I’m listening to an American classic I’ve never read before, The Grapes of Wrath, narrated by Dylan Baker, and enjoying it. 

Mike

Pre-Op Blog Note

Well, that's it for me for this this week, till mid-June some time—one more new post after this, and then over the weekend I've got to crank on finishing up all the posts for my recovery from my operation. Starting on Monday, if all goes well, you'll find two posts here every day until I return—one a "greatest hits" post from somewhere in my long history as a photo writer, which will appear at 7 a.m. Eastern US time every morning; and the other a quotation from hither or yon. Those will go up at 4 p.m. every afternoon. There are all sorts of them—I had some fun pulling them together. (For example, think hard about the Geoffrey Batchen quote about Daguerre's dilemma as it relates to digital and, say, the Steve McCurry controversy.) The comments will be closed, and I'm excruciatingly sorry about that, because they're one of the best things about this site, but the comment moderator is, you know, me.

I want to thank everyone for all the good wishes. Following your advice, I've resolved to be the best, most compliant patient I can be—I won't even ask the surgeon if I'll be able to play the piano after the operation. I'm trying to concentrate on two things: first, that I might actually enjoy the rest, and second, that I could come out of this seeing better. Which would indubitably be awesome/brilliant. Looking is one of life's great joys.

Have a great weekend. Sending patience, tolerance, kindliness and love to you and yours. Hope you enjoy the programming while I'm away.

All best,
Mike

While Mike Is Gone (Blog Note)

Thanks to all for the information, inspiration, and good wishes about my upcoming lens*...er, eye operation.

I've been working away at it, and I'm coming up with a sequence of postings that should keep you entertained while I'm away. I'm making good progress getting them loaded in (although [note to self!] I need to keep at it). They'll start on June 3rd and continue through the 15th, by which time I hope I'll be back in the saddle again.

Starting these "away" posts a day before O-Day enables me to check the system and make sure everything's working as planned. I won't be available to troubleshoot after that.

The only problem is that the comments will be closed for the duration. I apologize about that. I know comments are one of the very best things about TOP. However, the entire moderating staff will be convalescing too.  :-)

So all is well. Hope you'll enjoy the morsels I'm cooking up—"Past Blasts" and "Bon Mots," posted daily at 7:00 and 4:00 Eastern US Time.

Mike

*When I first met my ophthalmologist, she examined me and explained, "You're a photographer, so you'll understand. The good news is that all your problems are with your lens, not with your film."

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No More Diet (and Other Blog Notes)

• Just wanted to mention that I won't be writing any more posts about diet or nutrition on this channel. Or talking about it any more, either. It's way off topic here and it's none of my business what other people do. I'm not a doctor and I'm not a nutritionist. It's tragic to have to walk around in the world and witness what my countrymen are doing to each other and themselves and their children, but it's not my place or my role to try to convince other people of anything I believe in, no matter how deeply or sincerely I believe in it. For the most part, with only occasional small lapses, we avoid politics around here, and I'm putting diet and nutrition on the verboten list as well. That will go for all walks of my life too, not just TOP.

• I need to do my mea culpas on another topic too...I forgot about the Baker's Dozen. Until Chris Bertram emailed me asking about it today. Humble apologies. I moved it to the side burner (not quite the back burner) and then just let it slip my mind. I will get back to work on it.

• However, I have a medical procedure scheduled for tomorrow (just a routine test) so I will be off.

• Advance warning: my eye operation is coming up on June 4th and I will be out of commission for an unknown number of days starting June 3rd. Probably something like a week.

• As a followup to yesterday's Mother's Day post, here's a great video about the Wanamaker Organ, which, it turns out, is the world's largest functioning musical instrument. Thanks to Ken Owen for this.

Kudos to Macy's for being the keeper of the flame. Can't say I previously had much of an opinion about Macy's one way or another, but it went up several notches in my esteem when I learned about this.

• Finally, don't forget that Chester Williams' "The Goodbye Kiss" print sale starts at 11:00 Pacific Time on Thursday and goes on for five days.

Mike

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SteveW: "Good luck tomorrow with your medical procedure, I hope it goes smooth and easy. I understand your feelings regarding writing about nutrition, but please don't narrow your OT's too much. I really enjoyed your Mother's Day post; it was very good."

Arjun: "I've enjoyed reading your blog for over 10 years. I'm very grateful you wrote about nutrition, especially the WFPB diet advocated in the How Not To Die book. It has completely changed my view on food and nutrition, and I have recommended the book to many family members. I feel very fortunate to have encountered this book, and only wish I had found it earlier. I hope you can strike a balance between writing about interesting 'off-topics' and not offending too many of your readers. Your off-topic posts are like talking to an old friend who has many varied and deep interests. They certainly do not seem preachy to me."

Dave_lumb: "To buck the trend I found the diet posts unbearable. Thank you for stopping them. Hope all goes smoothly with the eye op and recovery is swift."

Mike Ferron: "Politics, religion? Yeah I get it but add me in as one who enjoys the occasional off topic like pool, audio, music and yes food and diet. Just because we all share an interest in photography doesn't mean we can't encourage one another to eat better."

Brian Stewart: "I think your post about https://nutritionfacts.org/ back in January was invaluable, as it pointed to a reputable, independent source of information that many of us knew nothing about. My wife in particular thanks you. Offering advice can be tricky for someone outside the field, but information dissemination is often a useful service. It will be missed."

Chris Bertram [who was mentioned in this post —Ed.]: "Thanks so much for responding. I love TOP and you bring so much knowledge and pleasure to the world through it. Keep well."

David Comdico: "I respect the decision but I'd much rather read off-topic posts on diet and nutrition than billiards or...ugghhh...cars.  :-)"

Bruce Bordner: "If we're talking about big organs, don't forget New Jersey. The Midmer-Losh at the Atlantic City Boardwalk Hall. The building alone is an art deco insanity—there's a football field inside; it's hard to have a sense of scale. Anyway, the organ is being restored and they have free walk-throughs Wednesdays at 10 a.m. It has a whole orchestra of sound effects and 33,114 pipes. There is more info here.

"There are also performances many days—I'm going back once they get the 64-foot (8 Hz?) pipes operational. Free, but donate. Being NJ, the organ is also involved with political corruption, but that's another story...."

Bruce: "Re eye surgery: I had a detached retina about 25 years ago and the process to re-anchor it was not pleasant. So when my cataracts and nearsightedness both got much worse, I reluctantly decided to move forward with cataract surgery for both eyes. The right eye is done and the left is on the calendar for next week. The unpleasant and uncomfortable part of the procedure only last about two minutes (the laser portion) and I was in and out of the hospital in about three hours.

"The next day, after the eye patch came off, my eye had better vision as is than with the contact lens in. Better vision in that eye than since I was six years old. And here is the most astounding thing to me: I discern colors differently with the corrected and uncorrected eye—colors are more vibrant and whites are pure white with the correction; colors are more subdued and there is a yellowish cast to everything with the uncorrected eye. Good luck with your eye procedures Mike—it is scary but the results can be unexpectedly great."

Mike replies: Thanks! I am preparing for the worst and hoping for the best.

Dave Hodson: "Just wanted to say that if you hadn't posted your experiences and thoughts on WFPB a year or so ago, I'd probably be dead now—changed my life. So, I get it that everyone has different expectations and, as a writer, it must be tough for you to find the boundaries and strike a balance, but just so you're aware, some of us enjoy, learn and benefit from the experiences and community of others. For me, it would be disappointing if this became just another photography blog, but you have my support any way you decide to go. Thanks again."

Alan: "Well, before the topic goes by the wayside, I'd like to say thank-you. Your site is what led my wife and I to approach our diet with more direction and control; she has avoided a few medical issues as a result of adopting the WFPB approach and we have both lost weight. You provided a bridge for us to feel better in body and in mind. Thanks man!"

Write On (Blog Notes)

I finally broke down, bit the bullet, unclenched the fist clinging to the wallet like grim death, and bought a new computer. I had the kind help of Ben Rosengart and Steve Rosenblum. I bought an Apple 3.0GHz i7 six-core Mac Mini with 16 GB of RAM and a 512GB SSD. It's not here yet.

I have a stack of envelopes sitting on my desk from readers who mailed donations recently, which is what paid for most of the new computer. The return addresses include J. Reid, Nicholas Hartmann, Robert J. Sliclen, R. Teasley, G. Andros, Andrew Morang, Mark Gregg, J.F. Van Domelan, Jim Henry, Andrew D. Kirk, and Alan Currie—and there were at least three more whose names I despicably neglected to scribble down before depositing the checks. I apologize for that. I am not organized.  :-( 

Big thanks to them and everyone who donates to the site in any way. Donations now make up for the decline of the camera market and the incursion of YouTube reviewing channels, which dwarf the old TOP in terms of viewers. The Internet is changing!

You what?
I remember talking to a business-book writer in the early days of the Internet. He told me I should write about asbestos illness, because attorneys paid top dollar for leads to clients. When I told him what I did write about, he highly approved, saying that camera sites were known to be among the most lucrative to "monetize." He said the only problem with them was procuring content, which was a PITA (pain in the you-know-where), and he asked me what my sources for content were. I allowed as how I wrote most of my own content, and that, in fact, the content was my principal interest and the monetization of the site was a distant second. He stared at me as if I had just told him that my preferred sexual partners had hooves and grew wool. Apparently such a peculiar motive toward business was a little outside of his wheelhouse.

The Internet is changing; I write on.

Mike
(Thanks to all)

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Thomas Mc Cann: "Occasionally I get a twinge of conscience and would like to make a contribution, but dislike Patreon. Is there another route to make an ocasional contribution?"

Mike replies: A small group of diehards sends the occasional much-appreciated old-fashioned check. The mailing address is me, 740 East Lake Rd, Penn Yan NY 14527. Thanks for asking!

Blog Note

TOP is temporarily down for recombobulation. (Never fear, nothing's wrong.) Back soon!

—Mike the Ed.

 

Just Wondering (Blog Notes)

Did you notice that TOP hasn't had any posts about gear since February 18th? That's because some people were complaining that they thought the site had gotten to be too much about gear. I thought I'd try doing without it for a while to see how you liked it.

What do you think? Do you like it better this way, or worse? Have you been happier and more involved with the site in the past two weeks or so? Or did you catch yourself going elsewhere to read (or view videos) about gear? Just curious!

Mike

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Mike R: "Look at it this way : TOP is your oyster, and you provide the irritant, resulting in the pearls of comments. Do both."

Peter Croft: "Yes, I noticed and I miss the gear posts. To be frank, Mike, your tastes in images don't coincide with mine. I skim your pieces about random excellence (really?) and the books, but only metal and glass gets me excited."

 

 

I Screwed Up: An Apology (Blog Notes)

It's not too often that I make a big, flagrant mistake here on TOP. But I really screwed up this morning when I posted Moose's article.

I was in a hurry and I omitted the last part of the article. My cut-and-paste only grabbed the first page, not the whole piece he wrote for us.

It's late now and I've had a long day and I'm very tired, but I've removed the version as I posted it today (leaving a placeholder so the comments made so far don't get deleted), and I'll re-post the article in its entirety in the morning.

My sincere apologies to Moose and to everyone who read the partial article on Monday.

Can't
Reminds me of a little story. (Most things do.) I was hired to photograph a street busker in D.C. years ago who was a "one-man band." I got a nice portrait of him using a medium-format 645 film Fuji. Naturally I talked to him for a while and listened to him play. He had many instruments he played with his hands and mouth, and to keep the beat he played a cymbal with one foot and a small "bass" drum with the other foot. Drumming was clearly not his forte, though. Anyway, his comment about that was, "I'd fire the drummer except I can't!"

Anyway...I'd fire the editor except I can't.

Sorry again.

—Mike the redfaced Ed.

Blog Note

Having just moderated 400+ comments over the past few days, I thought I'd mention a few nuts and bolts FYI—

Names: In the "Featured" comments, I reproduce commenter names exactly as written by them in the commenting box. The only rule I have is that I do not reproduce "handles" that are business names or come-ons (for example, "Best Seattle Drone Photog"), or URLs. (Or crude/profane handles, although that almost never happens.) Most often, I solve those problems by not featuring (and sometimes not even publishing) the comment.

Emails: Another issue is that in some cases I can email a commenter for clarifications (for example, the other day I asked a commenter if he really intended to say "discussed," which looked to me like it didn't fit in context, and it turned out the word he wanted was "discreet"), but I can't do this if people leave made-up email addresses which do not work. In cases where I can't contact the commenter, I just do the best I can.

Typesetting: TOP follows American typesetting conventions rather than British. So, for example, we enclose commas and periods within double quotation marks, "like this," rather than outside single quotation marks as our UK cousins are wont to do—in UK style that would look 'like this'. In terms of spelling and locutions, I leave Featured Comments as written (colour not color, winning line for finish line, and so on) except that I apply conventional American typesetting and punctuation in accordance with normal site style.

Pet peeves: I admit I have a...few (yes, let's go with "few"). Loose is the opposite of tight; lose is the opposite of win. Loose rhymes with juice. Lose rhymes with snooze. The loser is losing because the one who's winning is loose as a goose. And, "possessive its gets no apostrophe." You just have to memorize that—possessive its gets no apostrophe—as it doesn't necessarily make sense. Thus, speaking of a company, It's evident its website is beautiful shows the correct form of both its and it's. Just memorize "possessive its gets no apostrophe" and you'll have it. (And there's no such thing as its'  .)

Whose Guidelines? Here are the full Comment Guidelines if you're really interested. Note that the formulations in the Guidelines are what I work from, not rules you're required to know! They're just there if you're curious (no, Mike, the Pet Peeves paragraph is done—don't go their).

My bad: We have the best readers and commenters on the Internet in my biased opinion. Many of our commenters are smarter than I, some are superior grammarians, virtually all are more knowledgeable in their own fields, and some are better writers. Thus, a good portion of the errors that abound around here are mine and mine only.

Fondly,

—Mike the Ed.

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David Elden: "One for the apostrophe police SWAT team:

Mike replies: That's so bad it's hard to tell how bad!  :-)

Simon Miles: "The possessive its is just like his. No apostrophe is his. No apostrophe in its. Simple. I've never forgotten since coming across this simple aide memoire."

Longviewer: "Think I shall name my next pet Peeve. Should make for fun conversations."

Mike replies: I seriously might steal that. Brilliant.

Casey Bisson: "Re 'The Pet Peeves paragraph is done—don't go their,' I’m impressed you had the strength and determination to publish that. I am too weak to attempt such a joke. (I tried to write 'week,' but I really couldn’t bring myself to submit the comment that way.)"

Michael Perini: "I was going to comment, but find myself paralyzed by Grammar Anxiety [sic]"

Mike replies: Forgot the period.  :-)

Seriously, most of the time I won't even comment on grammar or spelling or punctuation posts. There should be a name for it, but there seems to be a law that whenever I comment on posts like that, I make a mistake myself.

Ben w: "None of the possessive pronouns take an apostrophe—his, hers, ours, theirs, yours and, indeed, its. It's just how it's done!"

Mike replies: Well said sir.

Blog Notes

I had a stressful and busy day yesterday, and the upshot is that I've lost the use of my car—I guess because, in the opinion of the Universe, I didn't have enough to worry about. You know how that can be.

I'm forced to return to related obligations this morning, and then this afternoon I'll be getting to the comments on the last two posts. There are at this moment two hundred and fifty three unpublished comments awaiting moderation, about half a day's work. So, no new post today, but, starting at about noon, I'll be adding new comments and Featured Comments throughout the day, so I encourage you to check back through the afternoon to read some of 'em.

To get to the comments on any post, simply click on "Comments (xx)" in the footer of any post:

Also, being behind in moderating by 253 comments is an all-time record in the 13 years, one month, and 18 days TOP has been in existence. I don't keep records, but I don't think I've ever been that far behind before.

Onward to my (temporary) fate, with a sigh.

Mike

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David Lee: "I could see it coming. The word 'bag' makes us all very opinionated Mike."

longviewer: "We do indeed know how it is. Just refinanced the home to pay off debt, so now is the Universally correct time for a check-engine light to come on and for the sudden death of our 11-year-old cat. Man Duncan was a cool kitty, my first cradle-grave cat. Greeted us at the door when we came home, gave great head-bonks for greeting. Always wore his good coat too, so photogenic."

Mike replies: I have a longstanding reputation for not liking cat pictures, but there's one huge exception to that: when they're of your own pal, a cat you know. Then, of course, cat pictures are good and many are great. Sorry to hear about Duncan.

Suggestions Only

...By the way, just as an aside, any "exercise" I have written about in the past or might write about in the future is purely discretionary. We're all adults here. I'm not saying that everyone "should" do anything, or that anyone needs to do it; I'm not even claiming that everyone who does do it will reap benefits and dividends from the experience and be better off for it. (Because how would I know?)

Any of these things are only suggestions. Evaluate them for yourself; if they don't appeal, pass on by. There's no one-size-fits-all way of learning photography. All of us are different (at least somewhat different) and have different aims, aptitude and concerns.

They just exercises. Like practice. They're designed to be useful, and for many people they can be, but the proof of the pudding is in the eating. I really don't mind at all if anyone follows the old adage "suit yourself"!

Mike

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Harsh reality

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New Year, Changing Times

I've just posted a new introductory essay at my Patreon landing page, reflecting harsh realities. I hope it's not TMI!

I'm going to making some more changes in the next few weeks, as I take care of some "housekeeping."

Mike

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Well, This Is Annoying

This is a PITA, but I'm still sick.

I have the pestilence. No, the "stomach flu."

I had to put off travel plans (picture being stuck in traffic on the freeway when you have the trots—that isn't a happy picture).

My doctor's next open appointment is in April of 2020.

Just joking.

Anyway I'm a mess. Tired, can't stay hydrated, can't get warm. "Depending on the cause, viral gastroenteritis symptoms may appear within one to three days after you're infected and can range from mild to severe. Symptoms usually last just a day or two, but occasionally they may persist as long as 10 days." (Mayo Clinic website.) Tomorrow morning will mark Day 7. "There's no effective treatment for viral gastroenteritis," chirps the Mayo website, brightly.

Thanks, you're a help.

I did hear from my doctor, this afternoon, through his nurse—she said that he said that there are several things that might be done to make me feel better about the fact that he can't make me feel better. Bottom line seemed to be, don't be a wimp, wait it out.

I had atypical pneumonia a number of years ago—more serious than this—and I went to a high-end teaching hospital to be checked out. They kept me for hours. Several different people asked me all kinds of questions and did all kinds of tests. Then they left me alone in a room for what seemed like a very long time. Finally a very serious young Indian doctor came into the room and settled himself across from me among his papers and files.

Gazing intently at me, he said, "Here is your prognosis. Listen carefully to this. If it gets better, it is going to get better. If it gets worse, it is going to get worse. Do I need to explain that?"

No, sir.

It did get better.

Anyway, sincere apologies for the radio silence here at TOP. But I might need to take another day or two off.

Sorry!

Mike

George Barr: "My wife was upset that I was laughing out loud at someone struggling with the trots—so I read her the article—and she laughed. Sorry to offend but best laugh in days. Hope you feel better real soon now, you hear."

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Oddly enough, I don't think I've ever had "stomach flu" (viral gastroenteritis) before in my lengthening life. Cannot say I'm happy to make its acquaintance. Very glad it has gone away. Anyway I'm better now and should be back at the helm tomorrow, God (and gut) willing!

Mike

 

Sick Saturday (Music Notes)

Well, that was fun. Our fundraiser print sale was a big success, and both Peter and I are pleased and grateful and convey our thanks to everyone. All three photographs sold well, "Havana" the best.

I'm going to take the day off, for one reason because I say I always take Saturdays off, even though I seldom do, and another being that I'm sick as a dog. (And lazy as a dog, and I want a dog's life, and I don't want to work like a dog. Why do we pick on dogs like that in our expressions?) I have stomach flu. Which is not flu, I hear, but don't blame me—I am not in charge.

Music to whose ears?
But before I go, music notes. For your Saturday delectation, a beautiful little video explaining why Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica from 1969 is so good:

The tagline is "Why this awful sounding album is a masterpiece," which I think is funny.

For a followup to the first video, Bob B. suggested another minute and forty-five seconds of Captain Beefheart.

I love that channel—Vox Earworm, I mean. Their video about the Coltrane Changes is great—finally I understand why that very famous Coltrane song, and album, is called "Giant Steps."

Mike

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Blog Note

Several people have contacted me unhappy that their comments have not been published. I've been intermittently behind on the comment moderation since the Beth Moon post, admittedly because I've also been out shooting some glorious blustery Fall weather and trying Affinity Photo, Capture One Express for Fuji, and Lightroom CC (which is provided with my Photoshop CC subscription). I've made good headway this afternoon but right now I'm still about 60 comments behind, and now I need to leave for a few hours for another commitment.

But I have not disallowed anyone's comment; if you haven't seen yours appear, it's only because I'm having trouble catching up with the workload.

As happens from time to time, unfortunately.

Humble apologies.

I'll catch up as soon as I can.

—Mike the One-Man Band
Tuesday evening

P.S. I'll just close the comments on this one if you don't mind so it doesn't add to the problem!

Blog Note

On Friday I said I'd have the X-H1 review posted this morning, but I don't have it ready. It's going to take a few more days.

This is one thing I've never been able to master about writing this site: Never promise anything. I've said it to myself a hundred times (or three hundred) and I keep doing it anyway. It's very frustrating, yet I have no one but myself to blame.

Sometimes things just have to percolate in my brain for a while before they get sorted out. I should know that by now.

Anyway, if you were waiting for the X-H1 review, I apologize for the delay.

Mike

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John Krumm: "What? Where is your grit?  :-) 

"I've been enjoying that book on your recommendation, by the way. I had my doubts, thinking it might be another bootstrapper, individualistic, you-can-do-it book, but it's more interesting than that. Looking forward to the X-H1 review."

Joe B: "I like your process—letting things 'percolate in my brain.' I used to do that while in college when writing papers. After a day or two (or overnight) to let all the reading and my ideas 'percolate' or collate in my brain. All the reading fell into place and the results were usually very good when transferred to paper."

Mike replies: It works especially well with pictures. If I put up a dozen workprints and look at them repeatedly, at first all twelve seem about the same quality. But within 3–7 days, I'll like one or two even better than I did at first and be comletely over the rest and indifferent to them. I have no idea how this works. I suspect it's magic. But it happens, for me anyway.

Bear.: "I have always taken the approach of the late Douglas Adams (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, etc. etc.) to deadlines: 'I love deadlines. I love the sound of them whooshing by.'"