Lots of people had things to say about the post yesterday—and just like that, I'm 180 comments behind in the moderating tasks. I was all caught up halfway through yesterday.
I'm guessing probably the worst problem with TOP these days is the lengthening amount of time it takes for comments to appear, the gap between the appearance of a post and the appearance of the comments about it. It allows the energy around a topic to dissipate. The longer it takes, the greater the number of readers who miss the comment.
I apologize for this. Back in the day, when the digital boom was going on (camera sales peaked in 2012), I used to work on comments morning, noon, and night—sometimes in the middle of the night—sometimes putting in six hours a day just on comments, seven days a week. Which left only four to eight hours a day for all the other tasks.
But I'm getting older, and I just don't work as much as I used to. And I'm slower, too. Did you know your brain physically shrinks as you age? No fooling. Look at what happens to bodies as they age—something similar is happening inside your head. An alarming thought! Of course, the fat, pink, glistening brains of young people in the primes of their lives are mostly empty, even though they're healthier and quicker. The average 60-year-old knows four times as much as an average 20-year-old of the same basic intelligence level. I'll take the tradeoff, meself.
My doctor, c. 2012: How long do you sit at the computer at one stretch? Without getting up?
Me: It depends how long I or the dog can go with out needing to go to the bathroom. Six hours maybe?
Doctor: You just can't do that. You just absolutely can't. You have to get up and get some exercise. It's just not good for you to sit hunched over in the same position for that amount of time. You need to get up every half an hour at least. What do you do when you get up from your desk, besides going to the bathroom?
Me: I'll wander into the kitchen and get a snack.
Doctor: That's not what I want you doing for a break. What can you do that would get you moving your body around? Something not having to do with cheese sticks.
Me: How about a pool table?
Doctor: That is not what I had in mind!
Me: No, seriously, think about it. Every half hour I'd get up, walk downstairs to the basement, throw the balls out on the table, and knock 'em down. You're moving around the table, bending over and getting back up again, stretching, moving around, getting into different body positions. Do that for five minutes and then back up the stairs again.
Doctor (laughing): Well, now that I picture it, that's not a bad idea at all. Okay, I prescribe five minutes of pool in the basement every half hour! As long as there's no stopping in the kitchen on the way there and back.
Me: Would you write me a prescription for a pool table?
Doctor (laughing again): Sure. (Grabs his prescription pad, begins writing. Then pauses.) No, I shouldn't do this. I know it's just a joke, but it could be used for insurance fraud. (Rips up the half-written prescription.) But I want you to get up and walk downstairs and clear off a table of balls every half hour. Doctor's orders.
Me: Yessir.
Too bad. All I would have done with the prescription would have been to frame it and hang it by the pool table!
My long lost pool table, back in Wisconsin. Can't be replicated here.
The doctor was right. Not only did I feel much better getting up from the desk every half hour, but I found that my brain still worked on work when I was in the basement shooting pool. I'd walk downstairs thinking over some issue or problem and walk back up again knowing what I wanted to say. In fact sometimes when I was wondering how to handle something, I'd go hit some balls and think about it, and the answer would come to me. Worked every time. If I had no ideas for a post, two hours at the pool table and I'd have a post worked out in my brain, beginning, middle, and end.
You know what else happened? I had chronic neck pain for twenty years. After three weeks of playing pool it was gone. Something about the shooting pose of leaning down and looking up stretched whatever needed to be stretched.
Now I'm back to sitting hunched over at the computer for hours on end. At least I've learned to set an alarm on the phone when I'm working on the computer and have an appointment coming up. Otherwise I work right through it.
I miss my pool table. You scoff, but I needed it! Right now, it's 11:15 and I've been sitting here since 9:00, so I gotta get up and go do...well, something.
Anyway, I'll start to work on the backlog soon. There are some great comments. (The TOP Commentariat rocks.) Please come back as the weekend wears on and check 'em out.
Mike
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That needs to become a "Rick And Morty" catchphrase.
Posted by: Maggie Osterberg | Saturday, 08 September 2018 at 10:54 AM
I don't mind the delay. I realize you have a "letters to the editor" vibe going on. Makes a change to the pace and vitriol of the "normal" interwebs!
Posted by: David Cope | Saturday, 08 September 2018 at 11:12 AM
Are the comments so problematic that they need moderation at all?
[Haven't you noticed that you seldom if ever read a nasty or insulting comment here? I'm just sayin'....
One guy complained that I never let him fight with other commenters. I replied that I don't allow fighting. He said well, that's too bad, that's why I read comments sections, to fight with other people. And I said, well, too bad, you'll have to go somewhere else. Haven't seen him since.
Besides which, without moderation, you'd never be getting this reply. --Mike]
Posted by: Franklin Berryman | Saturday, 08 September 2018 at 11:21 AM
I'll patiently wait for the comments, please don't start replying with comments with your phone. That would dilute the the quality of the information. Besides I assume advertisers are looking at how many "hits" you are getting, and some days 3 or 4 to see them.....
Posted by: David Zivic | Saturday, 08 September 2018 at 11:58 AM
Seems like the only suitbale Featured Comment is the default....
Posted by: Benjamin Wilkes | Saturday, 08 September 2018 at 12:25 PM
When I have my computer work days I sit in the living room and spin LPs. That way I have to get up every 18-24 minutes to flip the record. I’ve long thought I should be able to use my HSA card at the record store.
Posted by: Alex G | Saturday, 08 September 2018 at 01:07 PM
Get a standing up desk. Don't know myself since I did.
Posted by: Ger Lawlor | Saturday, 08 September 2018 at 01:43 PM
A doctor would probably advise you to take comments in moderation.
Posted by: Robert Pillow | Saturday, 08 September 2018 at 01:52 PM
And AFAIK, as a blogger, you are legally responsible for what is published on your site; I would moderate all day!
Yeah, as one ages, with fewer options available, the sitting time increases like a silent curse. For me, much of it is because I lost my wife almost ten years ago; were she alive today, I wouldn't have got away with wasting so much time sitting on my ass. But then, I wouldn't have felt myself having to do that in the first place.
;-(
Posted by: Rob Campbell | Saturday, 08 September 2018 at 02:02 PM
There is vitually no excuse for sitting hunched over a computer for hours at a time with the ergonomic solutions available today.
Get a Vari-Desk so you can both sit with your computer at eye level or stand and work with the computer at eye level. You can then change positions every 20-30 minutes, which is what you should be doing anyway. It will transform your life and you won't have problems with your neck anymore from hunching over the computer.
I got one back in 2012 and I love it.
So, no more excuses! :-)
https://amzn.to/2wVno8i
Cheers,
Stephen
Posted by: Stephen Scharf | Saturday, 08 September 2018 at 02:08 PM
Moderation is at the heart of what makes TOP good, in my opinion, but I'm sure we can all live with some moderating of the moderation. However, I'm probably not alone with concern that you find a replacement for your pool playing to keep you active. Putting in a half hour of photo taking, well, there's a half hour (even indoors). Perhaps a half hour dog walk (there's another). Then a half hour of bad yoga. Then something in the yard that needs doing. Finally, a walk with no tech, just trying to listen and look.
And what happened to the pool table in the garage project? I thought you were planning a pool hall/gallery of sorts.
Posted by: John Krumm | Saturday, 08 September 2018 at 03:31 PM
The reason I read TOP every day is because our Editor-In-Chief doesn't allow the readership to fight with one another. I so tired of that behavior and the overall level of acrimoniousness on FB, social media, and photography forums I could scream. I've dialed my participation on social media way back as a result.
Instead, I've been hanging out a lot at TWiP Pro (TWiP: This Week in Photo); owned and moderated by Frederick Van Johnson. Its a subscription-based community but costs a whopping $5/momth. WELL worth it. The community there is adult, mature, considerate and concientious; many established working pros and other members that are advanced amateurs. There is virtually no bad behavior, fighting, arguing or acrimonious behavior. A very refreshing change. Very knowledgeable, friendly and fun gang of folks. TWiP Pro does a weekly photo critique that is excellent and fun.
Interested TOP readers can check TWiP Pro out here:
https://twip-pro.mn.co/landing
Posted by: Stephen Scharf | Saturday, 08 September 2018 at 04:05 PM
It's true, 30 minutes is the maximum stretch before a little movement is needed. Often I don't follow that rule myself, but as you said, it helps a lot to have a plan and to have something to do for the 5 minute break. And also agree about the thinking part; sitting at the keyboard it's easy to get too focused on some little detail rather than take a step back and look at the whole.
Now I feel more motivated to some up with little things to do for the breaks.
Posted by: Oskar Ojala | Saturday, 08 September 2018 at 04:26 PM
You can dramatically speed up communication and reduce the amount of effort/stress for yourself by using a blog that allows you to whitelist those folks you know from prior experience can be trusted to post their comments immediately.
Posted by: Kerry | Saturday, 08 September 2018 at 04:41 PM
I suspect the work load has only increased along with the traffic, and the way internet culture has evolved. Would it help to have the spam and outright trolling filtered out? Maybe it's time for an assistant moderator or two to perform at least rough triage. I'm sure you'd not lack volunteers.
Posted by: robert e | Saturday, 08 September 2018 at 05:25 PM
Mike, I expect you'll attract a lot of comments like mine expressing appreciation for the space you've created on the Internet for us to come together and share ideas without the usual comment section nastiness and nonsense. TOP is an important gathering place. I'm grateful that you're so devoted to keeping it going.
Posted by: Rob de Loe | Saturday, 08 September 2018 at 05:49 PM
"I miss my pool table. You scoff, but I needed it."
I do, too. And I've never even had one. In fact, it's one of two things that I always thought I wanted in my home...but never have had. (Poor me, eh?)
During my late high school and early collegiate years I played pool (straight pool) like a fiend at every chance. And I had become quite good. But I reached a point where I could no longer bend over a table and put my neck in that sharp angle for a shot. So I learned how to line-up shots quickly and then look straight down at the table during the shot. It became a personal trademark, but it was merely pain avoidance.
So it gives me a smile to see you tell how that position actually helps your pain!
Posted by: Kenneth Tanaka | Saturday, 08 September 2018 at 05:58 PM
You need a barn with a pool table/ print table. Get on good terms with those Amish and have a good ol' pool-hall raising!
Posted by: MarkB | Saturday, 08 September 2018 at 06:17 PM
When I first read the headline I thought you said The Comintern Rocks
Posted by: c.d.embrey | Saturday, 08 September 2018 at 06:37 PM
Mike, you obviously really NEED that pool table. Now, here's an idea: I heard on Fresh Air an interview of Finn Murphy, author of The Long Haul, about his experiences as a driver for a moving company. One of the four *items most often offered to the movers, and ultimately left behind, is ... pool tables! He thought that people tended to over-price them on Craigslist and the like. So, you could haunt Craigslist over a period, and perhaps one would eventually pop up, at a good price.
* the other three are hot tubs, outdoor trampolines, and pianos**
** I myself haunted Craigslist for many months, looking for a small Yamaha Clavinova for my wife, she having grown up with at least one piano in the house (grandparents were concert pianists), and in the houses of parents and siblings.
[Alas, my problem is not so easily solved. I *HAVE* a pool table; it's in storage. My much worse problem is that I don't have a place to PUT it.
Woe is me! :-(
--Mike]
Posted by: MikeR | Saturday, 08 September 2018 at 06:42 PM
Are you not surrounded by Amish folk who build really excellent small buildings and garages quite inexpensively .
You could start with just a shell. Didn't you used to do carpentry work? Finishing the inside is great exercise.
You only need a space about the size of a large 1 car garage
A little wood stove in one corner and 'Bob's your Uncle'
It could also be a lean-to extension off a room of your house.
You are already paying for storage.
You have a new printer, you haven't had a print sale in a long time. I really thought the TOP method made sense. I even bought one of yours. I might buy another (but it needs to be a different picture ;-))
Where there is a will there is a way......
PS try an inversion table, it is the exact opposite of bending over a computer. I find it most helpful.
Posted by: Michael Perini | Saturday, 08 September 2018 at 08:36 PM
I'm showing signs of osteoporosis. Now I walk for 5 minuets every half-hour. That makes my doctors happy. I exercise my mind by reading, writing and planning new projects. This makes me happy.
If I ever did a blog, there would be no comment section. From my POV it's best not to hide the gold among the dross. But I'd answer pertinent e-mail in future blog posts.
Posted by: c.d.embrey | Saturday, 08 September 2018 at 08:53 PM
From time to time a break is important.
But get up every 1/2 hour? I thought that disruption affect your productivity a lot. May be different in blog work.
Posted by: Dennis Ng | Sunday, 09 September 2018 at 01:46 AM
Mike, how much would an insulated and lit shed cost to build?
Posted by: Nigli | Sunday, 09 September 2018 at 02:43 AM
I used to play a fair bit of billiards in my misspent youth, and sympathise with you. BTW, that's a terrific photograph of your long-abandoned pool table -- a really nice shot if I may say so. GX1?
Posted by: subroto mukerji | Sunday, 09 September 2018 at 04:07 AM
I’m tempted to quote Ctein and say “nobody cares how hard you work, (. http://theonlinephotographer.typepad.com/the_online_photographer/2011/05/no-one-cares-how-hard-you-worked.html )but I won’t.
Your writings are great and the comments are full of insightful stuff, but the structure of the commenting is horrendous :-( and there has to be a better way that would be less arduous for you and easier for us.
This is outside my area of expertise but I’ve always thought you need some sort of subscription model to control the comments. Most of the comments you post are from repeat commenters and you have 500+ Patreon supporters and I guess there is a big overlap there, so how difficult could it be?
Having dipped into the Typepad instructions I see that they recommend using Disqus and Disqus allows you to set trusted commenters, banned commenters and I think some sort of ‘pending moderation commenters’. You can also have featured comments and so on.
Posted by: Richard Parkin | Sunday, 09 September 2018 at 11:09 AM
A dart board might be a good substitute until the room for a pool table materializes. I have a bristle board set up in our outdoor play space (the second garage) and I shoot a game of cricket and then a game 301 two or three times a day as a break from the home office servitude.
Posted by: John Doty | Sunday, 09 September 2018 at 11:27 AM
Hey Mike,
I'm sure it's being mentioned by others as well; I know it has been suggested before: you really need a couple of helping hands with this site. Especially as it is your livelyhood (is that the word) and it would free you up for getting this site better. I notice that you have a lot of good and great ideas that usually get stranded because of time and/or energy constraints.
The way you moderateis good, in that comments are usually a pleasure to read, much better then many places on the 'net, but as was said, the flow needs to stay there, and you cannot afford to have it all depend on you alone.
I've been reading your blog almost daily now for, well, a very very long time, and I'd hate to see it fade away.
Lars
Posted by: Lars Jansen | Sunday, 09 September 2018 at 02:38 PM
" I'm back to sitting hunched over at the computer for hours on end"
Mike, this is NOT good for you!
Even without a pool table you can surely find *something* physical to occupy yourself with every half hour. It's good for your brain, your eyesight, your back, your neck, your heart, your gut, your legs...
Conversely, failing to do it is bad for all those things and more.
TOP blog comments are uncommonly good but your health - and by extension your productivity - is far more important.
Make it happen.
Posted by: Simon | Sunday, 09 September 2018 at 03:47 PM
Understanding is better than knowledge.
My new postgrads start at the medical school next week, and I shall learn so much from them.
BTW: the novel which has been my guide is "Das Glasperlenspiel"
Posted by: Trevor Johnson | Sunday, 09 September 2018 at 04:18 PM
Mike, Didn't you buy a standing desk ???
Did I dream that, or did you buy one and hate it ?
Posted by: Michael Perini | Monday, 10 September 2018 at 05:53 PM
I recently had the fortune to get a divorce and move to an apartment a block away from The House of Billiard. I practice just about every day. My back pain is gone and spirit is high- though not completely sure about the cause. I suggest off hand practice to restore a certain balance.
Posted by: Shawn | Wednesday, 12 September 2018 at 11:44 PM