Just a small piece of advice for any young person who thinks they might want to write:
You do have to practice a whole lot, and daily practice is really almost required. However—and this is my advice for today—
Be very clear about your goals and then practice exactly what you want to do. If you want to write novels, don't practice with letters. If you want to write nonfiction, don't practice with academic papers. If you want to write stream-of-consciousness, don't practice quatrains. Do a whole lot of exactly what it is you think you want to do.
The Commentariat will now think of 700 exceptions and modifications of this advice. But all I can tell you is that it's hard for a stuck-in-first-person blogger-type to write a third-person genre novel.
It's like the old Mitch Hedberg joke. He says he worked hard to be a comedian, and when he got successful, people from Hollywood came to him asking if he could write a script. "That's not fair," he said. "That's like working really hard to become a great cook and having people come up to you and say, 'hey, you're really good at cooking. Can you farm?'"
—Mike, who can write blog posts in his sleep but is apparently
crashing and burning attempting to write in a little backstory
Original contents copyright 2018 by Michael C. Johnston and/or the bylined author. All Rights Reserved. Links in this post may be to our affiliates; sales through affiliate links may benefit this site.
B&H Photo • Amazon US • Amazon UK
Amazon Germany • Amazon Canada • Adorama
(To see all the comments, click on the "Comments" link below.)
Featured Comments from:
Eamon Hickey: "Exception & Modification #317: When I was a young writer, I thought I wanted to write one kind of thing, but when I got old enough to actually have something to say, I found I wanted to write a different kind of thing. And I reserve the right to change again! P.S. This comment has been my 14th successful attempt to avoid actual real writing today. Now, on to #15...."
Steve Jacob: "Mitch Hedberg's comment is a bit like asking a landscape photographer to take your portrait. It seems that all 'great' photographers were known for a very particular style, even if they didn't start out in the same genre. The mindset of a landscape photographer is very different from a sport or studio photographer. Is the key to becoming a good photographer to simply stop doing the things you are not good at?"
Thanks for the advice. I am totally stuck writing my first book based on a true story. It's a legal story with lots of sex, bribery, vindictiveness,etc. Maybe I really just need to practice a bit before I tackle it...
Posted by: Chester Williams | Tuesday, 10 April 2018 at 02:18 PM
For anyone looking for advice on writing check out Stephen King’s book
On Writing. You don’t have to like King’s books to enjoy this one.
You can find a version on YouTube which King narrates. It’s a great listen.
There are some hilarious passages. Also a lot of advice on writing.
Posted by: Tim McGowan | Tuesday, 10 April 2018 at 02:18 PM
Neil Gaiman (Sand Man, American Gods) said a similar thing when he started on novels, that novels and comics really only have the alphabet in common.
Although Gaiman turned out to be great at both...
Posted by: Eolake | Tuesday, 10 April 2018 at 02:24 PM
I might add "Have something to say."
p
Posted by: jh | Tuesday, 10 April 2018 at 03:10 PM
Don't know where that "P" came from...@&$)/#%,! iPad keyboard...
Posted by: jh | Tuesday, 10 April 2018 at 03:12 PM
I've just joined a writer's group. the idea is that honest and constructive criticism is given; this isn't a group where everything is praised, no matter how bad it is.
This group meets once a month and we are expected to write fiction, which I thought I couldn't do. I've been giving it a go on this month's assignment and to my surprise I seem to be able to do it.
If I like it enough I will publish it on my blog, and it's not even off topic!
Posted by: Roger Bradbury | Tuesday, 10 April 2018 at 04:19 PM
I learned from writing five books about the mechanics of lighting and photography in the space of a little more than three years that I don't like writing non-fiction books. I've had several publishers dangle new contracts for new books, and revisions of the old ones, but so far I'm not biting. Only hunger would prompt me to return to writing books about how to light something again. We'll see how long this giant case of canned tuna from Costco lasts.....
Posted by: kirk Tuck | Tuesday, 10 April 2018 at 05:24 PM
Unwanted tip from know-it-all-busybody #2, find a healthy procrastination habit. As per comments above, expect lots of procrastination.
Random example from personal experience #47, at university I was living in a share house with a friend. I once cleaned his oven inside and out in a grand act of procrastination when attempting to write an assignment. I even got out a screwdriver... And that was after I went to the sink to just rinse out a tea mug. I wiped a little food off the top, and then saw some more...
It was a strangely cathartic experience, and I was able to complete the assignment afterwards.
Posted by: Not THAT Ross Cameron | Tuesday, 10 April 2018 at 05:49 PM
Another idea. Tripod, self timer. Better picture, more choices, better, more relaxed poses. Or, sub a friend for the self-timer.
Posted by: James Weekes | Wednesday, 11 April 2018 at 08:05 AM
Write every day; it's al I know, it's all I know.
Joe Bob Briggs 1984
Posted by: Michael Mejia | Wednesday, 11 April 2018 at 08:31 AM
My most sincere suggestion to new writers is to write what you read. When you're a serious fan of a particular form -- fiction, non-fiction, poetry, whatever -- you internalize the conventions of the form (and all forms have conventions.) With deeply internalized conventions, you will actually sense when your writing is going wrong, at a level so subtle it can't actually be described or discussed. You need to be able to do that, because the subconscious is a critical factor in all forms of good writing; you have to speak to the internal language and beliefs of your potential readers or you won't have any.
Posted by: John Camp | Wednesday, 11 April 2018 at 01:54 PM
Started out as beat reporter, tried to write in a Hemingway style, then went to writing pulp short stories for a nickel a word. not easy.
Posted by: Michael Purcell | Wednesday, 11 April 2018 at 04:13 PM
I disagree, Mike. IMHO, style is not a production problem; it is an editing problem.
Posted by: Bear. | Wednesday, 11 April 2018 at 07:09 PM
Sorry to see that there are so few comments on this thread!!
I went to film school because I was interested in telling stories. I'll be doing podcasts, in my old-age, because they are an easy way to tell short stories. Some will be shaggy dog stories told by a Dadaist. Others will be Anaïs Nin style sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll stories as told by a 1960s survivor.
Posted by: cdembrey | Wednesday, 11 April 2018 at 07:43 PM
I tell young writers: if you want to write: read.
But style isn’t demanded by a given genre. I write engineering explanations like John LeCarre. Or so it seems to me.
Posted by: Rick Denney | Thursday, 12 April 2018 at 10:21 PM
I've written several books. The only really useful advice is to make sure you write a few hundred words a day, or at least complete some practical research task related to the book. Time preparing and organising your raw material is more than repaid when it comes to the writing bit. Don't agonise over your writing: get something down. But allow as long for reshaping and polishing as for the original writing.
As for photography styles, unless you are being paid, there is no point in trying to do a photographic genre that you don't enjoy. You'll feel miserable, and you won't being to the process the physical and mental concentration that it needs.
Posted by: Tim Auger | Thursday, 12 April 2018 at 11:03 PM
What, nobody has cited Dorothy Parker yet?
"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy."
Posted by: David Dyer-Bennet | Saturday, 14 April 2018 at 10:50 AM