I'm a bit overwhelmed with gratitude. I woke up this morning to discover that the number of Patrons on the Patreon account had increased by almost a hundred contributors! From 162 to 257.
That's so great. THANK YOU!!
Many people chip in a dollar a month, and a fair number contribute more than that. One reader pledged $20 a month. It's possible that was a mistake, though—he might have believed he was making a one-time contribution rather than a monthly one. I'll email him and check on that, just to make sure.
If you're employed and get a regular paycheck, it can seem sort of confining: no matter how hard you work, generally your dosh just arrives in the same little lump every two weeks, with a bunch of fees, tariffs and taxes pre-extracted for your "convenience." Even if you have a decent job it can seem paltry. You can't make it get bigger at will.
Actually, though, the regularity and relative steadiness of your income is another thing you might want to be thankful for. It's actually another "benefit" of a normal job. As all you professional photographers (or former professional photographers) out there already know, one reason being self-employed is precarious is that the income isn't dependable; it goes up and down. Up is good; down is bad; but ask anyone who's self-employed: the irregularity, the unsteadiness of it, can be its own headache, and create problems all by itself. Consider all the people out there who are said to live "paycheck to paycheck"—not an ideal situation, granted, but it's something most freelancers can't do. You can't indebt yourself up to the level of your income if your income fluctuates.
Ask any pro photographer if they'd take a job that regularly paid them the amount of income they got during their best month ever—I predict almost all of them would jump at that. Ask any pro or freelancer about their worst little stretch, however, and you'll likely hear a vivid doleful tale in which bill collectors, dark thoughts about pawn shops, and the cessation electric and phone service will most likely figure. If I could depend on TOP's best-ever month on a steady basis, I'd be living in Hawaii with young maidens fanning me with palm fronds. On the other hand, if I earned the equivalent of TOP's worst month every month, I'd have to be flipping burgers or selling shoes for a living and writing posts like this in my spare time.
Anyway, this Patreon "tip" income is going to help not only because it's, well, money, but also because it's steady. I'll be able to count on it every month. That helps in a big way.
One of my pet jokes (I have a number of them*) is that "my retirement plan is to keep working." Which is a yuk, but not really a bad goal. TOP will turn twelve this year. I'm game for another twelve, if enough of you are.
Thanks again. You are very kind.
Mike
*Another one:
Q: What kind of woman will put up with a sixty-year-old man?
A: One who's already been married to him for thirty years.
I made that up, by the way. If you're a BOGG—beardy old grumpy guy—you can modify it by substituting your own age for "sixty," and the number of years you've been married for "thirty," when you tell it to your wife. You might want to save it for when she's mad at you. No charge for stuff like this! TOP is such a deal.
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Featured Comments from:
T G McKenna: "No mistake—just making up for the past 10 years of free enjoyment. (I buy too little from Amazon to make much difference to your lifestyle)."
Mike replies: Oh, good. Thanks again.
Lois Elling: "Thanks for the laugh—especially your second joke. I happen to be married to a BOGG, but sometimes I think I'm the grumpier one. Since I noticed a reply you'd made about having to give up on PayPal, I cancelled my PayPal payments to you and switched to Patreon. Still happy to contribute. TOP is high on my favorite places to hang out."
I'm one of the big spenders, doling out a mighty $2 a month. : ]
That's less than half of the price of the monthly magazines I stopped buying because they bored me so much. It works out at £1.91 including VAT. Bargain.
Posted by: Roger Bradbury | Thursday, 09 February 2017 at 10:19 AM
I was a juror in a federal trial that involved a high end real estate agent. (Sylvester Stallone was one of her clients!)
While her yearly income was pretty high, her cash flow was spotty between commissions and she depended on credit cards to get through the lean times. This was compounded by the fact that she had a bunch of leeches (including her grown children) that wanted cash every month bleeding her dry.
Be glad Zander is fairly independent!
Posted by: KeithB | Thursday, 09 February 2017 at 10:39 AM
Death, taxes, etc: I see that European patrons are charged VAT at their domestic rate as well as the amount they pledge!
[Yes, it's a bummer. They appear to do that "just because they can." My family had a lake house for a hundred years in the Midwest, and at the end, the taxes were assessed at a rate of about 4X what locals were charged. The reason? Most lake people didn't live in their cottages year-round and hence didn't vote in the State. No voice, no way to complain. No other reason for the high taxes.
You know what they say: Oh well. --Mike]
Posted by: Tom Burke | Thursday, 09 February 2017 at 10:39 AM
No mistake - just making up for the past 10 years of free enjoyment. (I buy too little from Amazon to make much difference to your lifestyle).
Posted by: T G McKenna | Thursday, 09 February 2017 at 10:40 AM
I am sure the promise of that pdf of your past writings did not hurt your fundraising at all. It has motivated me, I will follow through today.
Posted by: Ken James | Thursday, 09 February 2017 at 10:59 AM
While I appreciate your idea, as I've been married for 22 years to my wife, I think that the next 22 might be dependent upon my skipping the use of it.
Posted by: Ken N | Thursday, 09 February 2017 at 11:50 AM
"Q: What kind of woman will put up with a sixty-year-old man?"
Well . . . I was only 57 when I met Carol. We didn't get around to getting married for about ten years. It'll be 16 years together shortly after my 73rd. birthday.
"If you're a BOGG—beardy old grumpy guy . . . "
There may lie the rub? I was beardy, old by some measures, but young at heart and far from grumpy. Both still true.
Neither beard nor age are barriers to finding a woman who doesn't 'put up' with one, but actively enjoys being together.
Grumpy? Maybe.
Posted by: Moose | Thursday, 09 February 2017 at 12:12 PM
As a self-employed ("left a good job in the city...") person, I understand your situation very well. My meager paycheck from the university where I worked was what drove me away. At Many times later however, that "meager paycheck" was sorely missed and seemed not so bad in hindsight.
Regarding retirement plans, mine is to retire when I expire. I also plan to live to 100 or die trying.
Cheers
Posted by: Jack | Thursday, 09 February 2017 at 12:54 PM
Nearing 75, and still working, I have a hard time being willing to accept zero income. So, as long as I have income, I make a weekly buy of PA lottery tickets. But, I call them "retirement tickets."
Posted by: MikeR | Thursday, 09 February 2017 at 01:32 PM
I am so glad to hear this, Mike. You deserve it for all you do for us.
Posted by: Duncan | Thursday, 09 February 2017 at 01:53 PM
For all your self-employed readers who haven't come across this tip, it can be a good idea to treat yourself as an employee of your business. Have a business account you pay the money into as it comes in, and pay a regular salary into a personal bank account. Once you have built up a bit of a 'buffer' in the business account, this system will smooth out the ups and downs of income.
Posted by: Nick Hunt | Thursday, 09 February 2017 at 02:32 PM
I too feel a bit embarrassed being a long time reader, a forgetful Amazon clicker, and exceedingly rare commenter (oh the shame). I figure my modest contribution was the least I could do.
Posted by: Rich Beaubien | Thursday, 09 February 2017 at 04:04 PM
Is "Happy Birthday Mike" in order?
[The big 6-0 in a few weeks. No party for me.... --Mike]
Posted by: Darlene | Thursday, 09 February 2017 at 05:25 PM
Long overdue, I finally signed up for a piddling mocha's worth a month. You've given me many years of reading pleasure.
I've found contributing to worthwhile causes an effective antidote for the black cloud that's surrounded me since November. The ACLU, MPAC, and a bulk Childfund donation all worthwhile spirit lifters !
Posted by: Rich Reusser | Thursday, 09 February 2017 at 06:05 PM
Actually, Mike, something like 90% of people work better with a regular pay check which is not even their best month -- just a comfortable amount of live on. The insane notion promoted by sales people that you can get more and more performance/productivity by offering cash incentives is a myth. The top sales people hollow out your customer base, take all the bonuses, then leave. The middle level sales people, who make much the same every month, do it by caring for their customers and the business. Take them off commission and give them the pay check and they will keep doing the same -- looking after the best interests of the business, so long as the business looks after them.
Most people are social creatures who are driven by stuff within themselves and with a group. Cooperation, not competition.
I know myself how stressed I can get running a one man business. Stops production cold.
Te promoters of pure competition never stop to think what driving on the roads would be like if everyone didn't cooperate.
Cheers, Geoff
Posted by: Geoffrey Heard | Thursday, 09 February 2017 at 07:18 PM
I was sending US$6 a quarter = A$8.64. I've cancelled the Paypal feed, but unfortunately attempts to set up Patreon result in Error 503 No server available. I'll keep trying later.
I turn 70 tomorrow (12th), I have a beard (snowy white) and yes, I can get quite grumpy. Too grumpy sometimes for people who talk their prattle AT me.
Posted by: Peter Croft | Thursday, 09 February 2017 at 08:45 PM
I am a BOGG and feel at home at your BLOG.
Thank you for this.
Posted by: Tom Fangel | Friday, 10 February 2017 at 12:13 AM
CSOGG
[ :-) Me too. Now. Then again, I've been dating again. Who know what will happen if I ever get to settle down? --Mike.]
Posted by: Ger Lawlor | Friday, 10 February 2017 at 06:45 AM
I am on a supportive mode today and can I say it is well worth the minor (or major ... for the $20 per month one) contribution anyone has made.
Posted by: Dennis NG | Friday, 10 February 2017 at 09:36 AM