Wisconsin in red; Lake Michigan, the fifth-largest lake in the world and the only one of the Great Lakes entirely within the borders of the U.S., in blue.
I live in Wisconsin. Actually I've lived here twice, from the ages of seven to 18 and from the year 2000 until now. Operating under the assumption that many of you have never heard of Wisconsin and many more of you know very little about it, here are a few known and a few lesser-known facts about my home State:
• Wisconsin either is or used to be the most Germanic State in the Union. So much so that German was the official language of the Milwaukee public schools all the way until 1922. The two World Wars were body-blows to frank and open expressions of German pride (I think I'm using the words of John Gurda, local historian nonpareil), but to this day between a third and half of all Wisconsin residents claim predominantly German ethnic roots. (I'm Scottish and English myself, born in Indianapolis, Indiana.)
• Wisconsin has more professional water-skiing teams than all the rest of the States combined. (This was a new one on me.) Sounds odd, but then, the State is pretty soggy—we have 7,446 streams and rivers and 15,074 lakes, and the State's largest tourist attraction, the Dells (where most of those water-skiing teams hang out), is a natural water park, now mixed in with lots of artificial ones. (I can't swim.)
• Door County—the skinny peninsula that sticks out into Lake Michigan—has more shoreline, and more parks, than any other county in the United States. (Never been there, strangely enough.)
• We're also home to the "Bong Recreation Area" (not kidding), which inspires amazed vistors with certain, ah, enthusiasms to stop and have their pictures taken next to the sign.
• Wisconsin is the nation's largest producer of milk. (By the bye, You might think you're being healthy by drinking milk with reduced fat, but what you might not know is that you're probably not getting away with it. Cheese made from the milkfat that's removed from skim milk and 1% or 2% milk is routinely added to other types of processed foods to increase fat content and improve what's called "mouthfeel." In many cases this is done "invisibly," i.e., in products you wouldn't necessarily suspect contain cheese fat.)
• If you're American, you probably already knew that Wisconsin is "The Dairy State"; but you might not know that we're also a leading producer of high-end pool cues...for reasons nobody seems to be able to explain. We just are. Check out J. Pechaur, Schmelke, Viking, Schon, Jacoby and Jackson for starters. (That's the butt of a $1,300 custom McDermott [no, it's not mine!] at left. Here's a link to a McDermott factory tour video.) (My ambition in life is to have a pool table. And there is still time.)
• We host the World's largest annual music festival, Summerfest. (Went once, saw the BeeGees, never been back. Fests in general are not my thing, personally. Car shows excepted.)
• We're the country's leading producer of ginseng. (Don't ask me.)
• There are roughly as many people in the Chicago metrolitan area as in all of Wisconsin. Also, we have half the land area of Germany, but only 1/13th as many people...in case there are any Germans still thinking of emigrating.
• On the day of the famous Great Chicago Fire there was a worse fire in Wisconsin, in and all around a small lumber-producing town called Peshtigo. Wikipedia quotes the book Firestorm at Peshtigo: "...a wall of flame, a mile high, five miles (8 km) wide, traveling 90 to 100 miles per hour (160 km/h), hotter than a crematorium, turning sand into glass." It consumed 1,800 square miles, and obliterated so many people (estimates range from 1,200 to 2,500) that there remained no record of many who died because everyone who knew them also died and all the church and government records that once mentioned them also burned up. News of the Peshtigo fire didn't get out for days because all means of communication were destroyed. There's a museum.
• Very few celebrities come from Wisconsin. Lots of deer do, though. Magician and escape artist Harry Houdini, architect Frank Lloyd Wright, and Gen. Douglas MacArthur are about it (for the celebrities, not the deer). (The guy who invented the electric guitar was born—and is buried—in the town where I live. We think that counts for something...but then, like I say, very few celebrities come from Wisconsin.)
• There are 11 officially recognized American Indian tribes in Wisconsin, including the Ojibwe (Chippewa), Ho-chunk (Winnebago), Menominee, and Potawatami.
• The name "Wisconsin" is an Ojibwe word—an Anglicanization of their name for what we now know as the Wisconsin River. Western Wisconsin is the ancestral home of the Dakota tribe (which is the same as Lakota and Nakota), for some Americans and many foreigners considered the quintessential American plains Indian tribe under their "other" name, "Sioux"—which is also an Ojibwe word. (It means "little snakes," a derogatory term from when the tribes were enemies.)
• People from Wisconsin are called "Badgers" because of early mineworkers who would live in the mouths of mines or in shallow caves dug into hillsides...like badgers, which live in holes. We're also called "Cheeseheads" because of the State's dairy industry. (My only encounter with a badger was when a Bayside policeman had to come shoot a wounded one that a neighbor's dog had done battle with when I was a boy.)
• You've most likely heard of the local motorcyle company. (Thanks to Steve Jacob for the suggestion to add this. —Ed.)
• Wisconsin has a strong progressive, radical, and liberal heritage, stemming mainly from the large numbers of politically radical (mainly German) refugees that came here in the wake of the Revolutions of 1848 in Europe. The last Socialist mayor of any major American city was Frank P. Zeidler, Mayor of Milwaukee from 1948 to 1960. The Republican Party was founded in Wisconsin, in Ripon, in 1854.
• Wisconsin's Green Bay Packers, indisputably the best team in the entire National Football League now, in history, and forevermore*, are the only NFL team that have no individual owner or ownership family. The team is a non-profit owned by the people of the City of Green Bay, and by stockholders (who are, according to strict bylaws that prevent the stock from being traded, basically just donors to the team. I have a stock certificate frame in my front hall. Hey, when in Rome...). Green Bay is the oldest city in the State.
• Mount Horeb, Wisconsin, is "the troll capital of the world." (And here you thought it was the Dpreview forums.) All over the town there are statues of trolls carved from sections of tree trunks, and things named after trolls. (I'd say "beat that," but then, you probably can....)
Mike
"Open Mike" is a series of off-topic posts that appear only, but not always, on Sundays. The title of this post, "On Wisconsin," is the name of the fight song of the University of Wisconsin Badgers and also our official State song. The name came from a battle cry used at the Battle of Missionary Ridge in the Civil War by Arthur MacArthur, father of Douglas. "On Wisconsin" was believed by John Philip Sousa to be the best of the college fight songs, and some version of it (with different lyrics of course) is allegedly used by other schools numbering in the thousands.
I'm aware that all this sounds a little like I'm making it all up, but, again, not kidding.
*Certain recalcitrant individuals might possibly dispute this appraisal. Including my friend Cynthia, a devout Bears fan who would sooner stick pins in her eyes than root for the Packers. She lives here, but, because of her football loyalties, we have to consider her a guest. (She is currently in mourning over Brian Erlacher, is anguished that she never got to see him play in a Bears uniform in person, and has resolved to travel to see him play wherever he ends up playing next year.)
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Scott: "It's Urlacher."
Mike replies: Maybe, but I'm pretty sure Cynthia would not be quite as annoyed with me if I spelled it that way.
Jock Elliott: "Wisconsin has awesome ice cream, about a zillion percent butterfat. It absolutely will stop your heart, but you get to die happy. (When we lived in Ohio, my mom got her master's degree at Madison. It was worth the trip up there to get a double-scoop cone.)"
Mike replies: As I've mentioned before, our local fast-food chain, based in Prairie du Sac, goes by the motto, "Home of the Butterburger." A distinctly Wisconsin touch.
Marshall Richter (partial comment): "Hopefully I am not disappointing you too much, but I'm willing to bet that 'Bong Recreation Area' is named after Dick Bong, a Wisconsin native and one of the leading American fighter aces of WWII. He flew the P-38 Lightning in the Pacific Theater. I know this because I grew up in Dousman, Waukesha County."
Mike replies: Spoilsport.
(You're right.)
Cousin Jack: "Coming from Cornwall, UK, I think Mineral Point is worth a mention. The destination of many migrant miners from my home town—and, I believe, some of my family. I have never visited, but my father did when at a trade show in Chicago some years ago. I am delighted that I might be related to badgers...."
Sid: "Harry Houdini was born in Budapest, Hungary and came to Appleton, Wisconsin when he was four years old, but always said that he was born in Wisconsin. In addition to cheese and fishboil in Dorr County, you can buy handmade shoes and boots in Berlin, Wisconsin, which was named after a certain Prussian city. As a Chicagoan long resident in the mid-South, I miss the Midwest, the heart of America."
Mike replies: There goes another of our celebrities...cut it out, we don't have any to spare.
Dan in Pleasant Prairie: "Not many celebrities? How about Les Paul, Liberace, Pee Wee King (wrote 'The Tennesee Waltz'), and Orson Wells? I know there are more but a beer is calling and I have some cheese to put away."
Mike replies: Well, there is Pee-Wee King, yes.
Jeff: "Regarding its progressive heritage, Wisconsin ushered in the first worker's compensation (the current terminology) and unemployment compensation laws in the country. It's also the place I experienced the coldest windchill factor in my history...63 below zero. I moved back east soon after."
Steve: "Evan Clarke, owner of Schon Custom Cues, is also a great large format photographer. Unfortunately he doesn't have any of his work online that I know of, but he regularly shows up at the Midwest Large Format Asylum's outings with prints. He's also always willing to help someone else out."
Mike replies: Good to know! Could someone on the MLFA tell him he was mentioned here?
D B: "Georgia O'Keeffe was Wisconsin born and raised."
Love the pool cue. A personal connection? A local artist?
Posted by: John Hall | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 02:35 PM
Hey, although not born here, don't forget Fred MacMurray:
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MacMurray was born in Kankakee, Illinois, to Frederick MacMurray and Maleta Martin, both natives of Wisconsin. When MacMurray was two years old[citation needed] the family moved to Madison, Wisconsin, and several[vague] years later settled in Beaver Dam, Wisconsin, where his mother had been born in 1880. He earned a full scholarship to attend Carroll College (now Carroll University), in Waukesha, Wisconsin. While there, MacMurray participated in numerous local bands, playing the saxophone. He didn't graduate from the school.
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I think there was even an early movie of Fred's where he's coming back from the war to open a mink farm in Beaver Dam!
Also don't forget Rock Royalty: The Violent Femmes and The BoDeans.
Posted by: Tom Kwas | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 02:48 PM
Green Bay IS American football.
Posted by: Jim Simmons | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 03:09 PM
Hopefully I am not disappointing you too much, but I'm willing to bet that "Bong Recreation Area" is named after Dick Bong, a Wisconsin native and one of the leading American fighter aces of WWII. He flew the P38 Lightning in the Pacific Theater. I know this because I grew up in Dousman, Waukesha County. I think Milwaukee's airport may have been called "Bong Field" at one time. My family drove through Mt. Horeb several times a year to travel to see family in Iowa, but this is the first I have heard about the trolls. Maybe they are recent immigrants...
Posted by: Marshall Richer | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 03:19 PM
Hate to tell you Mike but Les paul didn't actually invent the electric guitar, although he was very important to it's developement. The original electric was invented by George Beauchamp - born in Texas - who joined with Rickenbaker in California to produce them commercially. Not to do down the great Les but jus' sayin' y'know.
Posted by: Nathan DeGargoyle | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 03:23 PM
I spent a couple of weeks working in industrial plants across Wisconsin. Here are a few things that Mike missed.
Kohler is a factory town and home to the plumbing fixtures sold under that name, founded in the late 1800s. According to the village website: "The Village of Kohler is a community of friendly people, charming homes, and diverse cultural and recreational amenities." I would imagine it is also a community of above average bathrooms. The Kohler works are instantly visible on Google maps satellite view.
Once while driving in a very rural area between towns that were more than a short distance apart, in the middle of nowhere I drove past a barn that had been converted to an adult novelties store. No further comment on this. I still don't completely understand it.
Baraboo is the former winter home of the Ringling Brothers circus, and now home to Circus World. Only India surpasses the US in milk production, and Wisconsin is #2 to California in the US.
Oscar Mayer was founded in Chicago but is now headquartered in Madison, not too far from the airport. And yes, the smell in the air is bologna.
Wisconsin still has many breweries, including about a dozen large and regional breweries, and about 30 microbreweries (not including another 30 brewpubs). A few are in Milwaukee, but many others are scattered throughout the state.
It is definitely an interesting place.
Posted by: Bruce Appelbaum | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 03:29 PM
From Mike: "My ambition in life is to have a pool table. And there is still time."
And where o' where are you gonna put that one Mr. Mike?
[No room for it here. I swear if my living room were two feet wider, there would be a pool table in it right now. Not kidding one bit. --Mike]
Posted by: Darr Almeda | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 03:34 PM
Good to see that we Dutch are not the only cheeseheads on the world!
Posted by: Bernd | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 03:41 PM
Wisconsin is also the fastest rout to drive between the eastern and western Canada.
Posted by: Brian S | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 03:57 PM
Hi Mike. We were recently in the Wisconsin capital city Madison, on the way to the Twin Cities. What a cool place to visit! (Sorry for the old word "cool"; must be an indication of my age.) There we discovered the really amazing capital building. It was totally open to visit and the people working in the building on a Saturday morning were really friendly and helpful. We are planning a return to Madison, soon.
Posted by: M. G. Van Drunen | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 03:58 PM
So did Minnesota Fats use a Wisconsin cue?
scott
Posted by: scott kirkpatrick | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 04:00 PM
It makes for a much less fun statistic, but the nation's largest milk producer is actually California. The geographic area and population discrepencies, though, make it awfully impressive that Wisconsin's output is 60% of California's, and more than any of the other 48 states. Wisconsin's output is twice that of New York, it's nearest competitor.
Posted by: Will | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 04:00 PM
You did not mention Senator Joseph "Joe" McCarthy. He was a celbrity, albeit a nitwit.
Posted by: Bob Rosinsky | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 04:04 PM
Spellcheck: It's "Urlacher." And I guess the Pack will do well as long as they don't meet the Giants in the playoffs.
Posted by: Joel | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 04:36 PM
Don't forget that Wisconsin was also the home of Joseph McCarthy. As crazy as they come.
Posted by: John Robison | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 04:38 PM
Unfortunately the Saint Croix River is not deep enough, and I was forced to work with three brothers who commuted from Wisconsin, they were "Mild", "Sharp" and "Extra Sharp".
Posted by: Hudson | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 04:43 PM
..."My ambition in life is to have a pool table. And there is still time."
Yes, but is there space?
By the way, was there ever a wave of outrage among Packers fans (i.e., shareholders) when the University of Georgia simply changed the colors of the team's logo and adopted it as its own?
I'm relatively new to this area (Athens, GA) and am admittedly lame on the history of such things.
To see what I mean, this amazingly long copy-and-paste URL will provide graphic evidence of what I mean.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1200&bih=654&q=uga+logo&oq=UGA&gs_l=img.1.8.0l10.1636.2558.0.6514.3.3.0.0.0.0.96.282.3.3.0...0.0...1ac.1.8.img.r3NV4q_Nm2g#imgrc=Ks3S0vKHX-NUeM%3A%3B4FGex8OqsPUMyM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fupload.wikimedia.org%252Fwikipedia%252Fcommons%252F6%252F67%252FUGA%2524!logo.png%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fcommons.wikimedia.org%252Fwiki%252FFile%253AUGA%2524!logo.png%3B302%3B196
I'd include the graphic itself, but UGA has it trademarked, copyrighted, registered with every bureaucratic agency known to man and regularly threatens to sue anyone who uses it in any way without paying a license fee.
Posted by: Michael Matthews | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 04:44 PM
Say, that didn't work at all -- apparently the comment box doesn't wordwrap underlined terms. A Google search of images for UGA logo is what I should have suggested.
Posted by: Michael Matthews | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 04:50 PM
What happened to all the beer?
Posted by: John Krill | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 04:58 PM
My parents retired from Texas to Middleton, outside Madison, where my mom was born and where her parents and both sets of grandparents lived. (My great grandfather Sellery was president of U. of Wisconsin for a time and has a dorm named after him). Your post made me want to go back for yet another visit, though I'd probably wait until the weather warms up a bit. ;-) I thought I knew a lot about Wiconsin, but your list included quite a few new, fun facts. I've been to Mount Horeb (it really *is* full of trolls!), but have never even heard of the Peshtigo fire and the museum. Regarding famous Wisonsinites, how about Les Paul (from Waukesha, no less!), Georgia O'Keeffe (Sun Prarie) and Orson Welles (Kenosha)?
Posted by: Elisabeth Spector | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 05:02 PM
Hey Mike, you left out Harley Davidson. If people never heard of Wisconsin, they probably heard of Harley. They probably have not heard of some of the rather good local beer companies which I managed to sample at Oktoberfest in La Crosse (summer of '89). One upside of the German heritage.
Posted by: Steve Jacob | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 05:02 PM
I knew about the ginseng! Only because we are going to take a Wisconsin vacation this year. Expect temps over 100 this summer, we seem to take the Texas heat with us wherever we go!But on a more important note, Who has the best fried cheese curds?
Posted by: jim | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 05:41 PM
No mention of the snappy song "On Wisconsin"?
I mean if you are going to make a joke in the headline that obscure, you got to leave l a little bit of a clue.
Also how about that big Guernsey?"
[Caught ya. You didn't read till the end. --Mike]
Posted by: Hugh Crawford | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 05:58 PM
As mentioned above, California produces more milk than Wisconsin. For completeness the numbers for 2012 are ...
California: 3,617,000,000 pounds
Wisconsin: 2,264,000,000 pounds
http://usda01.library.cornell.edu/usda/current/MilkProd/MilkProd-03-19-2013.pdf
I recommend a visit to the Babcock Hall Dairy Store at the University of Wisconsin in Madison. Quality over quantity.
http://babcockhalldairystore.wisc.edu/product-category/ice-cream/
Posted by: Speed | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 06:13 PM
And then there's EAA Airventure Oshkosh which turns the normally sleepy Oshkosh airport into the world's busiest for a few days. More than 10,000 airplanes and 500,000 people come to town to hang out, learn and be entertained.
http://www.airventure.org/about/index.html
Posted by: Speed | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 06:25 PM
When I was a kid in the 50s, Wisconsin law set the “white balance” for margarine. It could not be colored to look like butter. Margarine was chalky white and no kid would touch it. We lived just across the state line in Illinois, and when our numerous Wisconsin cousins came to visit, they would take yellow margarine home with them. (Shouldn't the fearsome muskellunge be mentioned in this column?)
Posted by: Thomas Osborne | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 06:59 PM
In the midst of moving to Milwaukee so thanks, Mike, for this. Sounds like I'm heading to a very interesting place that'll consume lots of time exploring.
Posted by: Mel | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 07:08 PM
Gotta love a place where the State Dance is the polka. And it's Orson Welles, not Wells, since we are correcting surnames.
Posted by: Paul Byrnes | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 08:00 PM
As a fairly frequent visitor (to EAA Airventure Oshkosh), I'll add the following from my own observations:
-Oshkosh Corp trucks
-Oshkosh B'Gosh clothes
-Mercury Marine in Fond du Lac
-cheese curds
-motels in Green Bay that prohibit kegs of beer kept in the bathtubs
I wonder if Pennsylvania is the second most German state? The lilt to people's voices strikes me as similar to the folks in and around Allentown & Bethlehem. I think also that at one time PA might have been second in dairy production.
Posted by: Mike Rosiak | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 08:09 PM
Nice McDermott. Yours? The more I read, the more I think we share genes. I'm a longtime competitive pool player who would much prefer a real table to that useless slab of wood in the dining room. I only eat on that, and pool is more important by far. I've always wanted a Schon, but they're too skinny and feel all wrong to me (so I have a Joss, not from Wisconsin). McDermott's are also skinny. Wisconsin has a lot of trees, and cold places always have more pool players, so I guess it's not too surprising they have a lot of cuemakers. It's a noble profession. If you go to one of the big amateur tournaments in Las Vegas you'll find the Upper Midwest heavily represented among the players.
Posted by: Mark Alan Miller | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 08:27 PM
You can't forget John Muir and Aldo Leopold.
From an Australian now living in madison
Posted by: Steven ralser | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 08:34 PM
Please, please, do not overlook Manitowoc...on the way to Door County, where you have never been Mike... "Manty" is home of the Manitowoc Shipbuilding Company and a sample of their wares sits in the harbor...a WWII submarine. As well as the home of Manitowoc Engineering...the maker of the world renown high rise cranes that have built many of the tallest and most memorable building in the world. I had the pleasure of living for several years in Manitowoc and the experience is a lasting positive memory.
P.S....ICE CREAM, a popular by-product of Wisconsin milk (far better that California's in a taste test), was FIRST turned into a SUNDAE, in a soda shop located in Manitowoc's Sister City up the Lake Michigan Coast to the north, Two Rivers...or "TRIVERS" as the locals prefer to pronounce it.
ON, WISCONSIN....I DO MISS MANY OF ITS MEMORABLE HIGHLIGHTS!
Posted by: Michael Korak | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 08:37 PM
On a photography related note...Edward Steichen, while not born in Wisconsin, spent a good chunk of his formative years and started his photography/art career in Milwaukee. He eventually packed up and moved on to bigger and better things, but speaking on behalf of all Wisconsinites, I claim him as ours!
Posted by: Dana Pionek | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 08:43 PM
Despite the hue 'n cry for beer folk (who, I guess, could be considered industrialists, after all), there ARE some literary & art folk who hail from WI:
Thorton Wilder, Laura Ingalls Wilder, Georgia O'Keefe, Edna Ferber, & a couple more modern names would include Ron Kovic & Lynda Berry
Posted by: don daso | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 08:47 PM
A little more detail on the Packers "G" and it's use at universities, via ESPN (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=2071363) :
"But [Grambling State University] school records show that, in reality, the school didn't even apply for a trademark on the oval G until Jan. 14, 1997, and was turned down in February 1998.
The design was too close to previously registered trademarks, according to paperwork provided by GSU spokeswoman Vickie Jackson.
The Green Bay Packers hold the trademark. They've used their oval G since 1961.
The NFL club says it granted limited permission to use a similar mark to the University of Georgia (in 1964) and to Grambling."
Posted by: David Bostedo | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 08:48 PM
Mike, you've really never been to Door County?
Really?
Really?
I find this as noted, extremely hard to believe.
Take a day off with a new camera and go there.
Posted by: robert harshman | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 09:26 PM
I have never been there, but I'd love to visit the Driftless Area, in the SW part of the state. Doesn't hurt knowing some locals who know where to take me fly fishing.
Posted by: Mike Shwarts | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 09:31 PM
Road America, Elkhart Lake WIS - a racetrack of serious repute. (There are very few in the US.)
Posted by: Bryan Willman | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 09:32 PM
I'm sure Wisco is a great place and all but I do have a problem with "Cheese heads" The football kind. Years ago NE played The Packers in the Super Bowl. GB won and that's ok cause someone always does. But those obnoxious, cornball cheese hats are just too much!! Saw one last year in my local drug store here in Austin. I was so enraged I had to be removed by security. ;)
Posted by: MJFerron | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 10:12 PM
But Oregon have many more breweries than Wisconsin.
Posted by: Herman Krieger | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 10:52 PM
So - more cows than women? Sounds a bit like Northern Germany to me. Where people are called "Fischkopp" (="fishhead"), or, a bit more friendly, "Muschelschubser" (="shell pusher").
Posted by: Wolfgang Lonien | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 11:17 PM
Mike, as far as the Bong Recreational Area is an amusing name, the two major bridges connecting Duluth, MN and Superior, WI definitely are in contention for best named. One is named after the same war hero as the recreational area, while the other is known as the Duluth-Superior High Bridge.
My daughter (a UMD alumni) says the college students at UMD and UW-Superior proudly claim both as theirs - when going between MN & WI for parties, you can take the "high bridge" or you can take the "bong bridge."
Posted by: Craig C. | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 11:29 PM
Oshkosh hosts the world's biggest airshow and for one week out of the year every year Wittman Field is by far the busiest airport in the world.
In the summer the state reminds me of Ireland. The grass really is greener than back home (Alabama).
Posted by: Cliff R. | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 11:40 PM
Except your pool table would be covered in boxes of books from what I get from what you say about yourself. I used to have a pool table AND pinball machines! Where did they go? What happened? Now I have a Hyundai. At least I took a shot with the ole twinlens before they disappeared into time.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lazyaussie/1227886011
Posted by: The Lazy Aussie | Sunday, 07 April 2013 at 11:58 PM
Culver's has thankfully been growing steadily outside of Wisconsin. Those burgers and cheese curds mark some of the very best that chain fast food has to offer.
[Which is like saying "the least unpleasant concentration camp." --Mike]
Posted by: Will | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 12:14 AM
Mike,
You covered beer and cheese, but not brats.
I forgot you were a Packer stockholder. So I work for you too.
Jack
[And a fine job you are doing, too, Jack. Give yourself a raise! [g] --Mike (Jack is on the Board of Directors of the Packers)]
Posted by: Jack | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 12:30 AM
On the highway between Hayward and Spooner Wisconsin, there is a train overpass on which there is a graffito which says either "Spooner Sucks" or "Spooner Blows" depending on when it was last obliterated and then renewed - and after obliteration, it is always quickly renewed. There was also a sign in a Hayward bar which asked, "Why do trees in Hayward lean to the south?" When you asked what the answer was, it turned out to be, "Spooner Sucks."
The town of Cumberland, Wi, on Highway 63, not far from Spooner, used to have a notorious nude bar. They had one of those large yellow plastic mobile signs parked out front which, most of the time, had one word on it: "NUDE." You couldn't get in the place on the night before deer season. Rumor has it that the dancers had way too much access to milk fat -- but the cheese heads seemed to like them that way. As they would say, "Gives you something to get ahold of."
Hayward, Wi., had an enormous muskie in the middle of town, and you can go up and stand in the mouth, which must be about three stories up. It's the home of the Freshwater Fishing Hall of Fame, although not the *only" freshwater fishing hall of fame. Look at Google images under Hayward Wi muskie museum and be prepared to be awed.
Posted by: John Camp | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 01:42 AM
OK. I couldn't stand it. I spent two years in Milwaukee 1967 to '69 when things were a bit "unsettled." I loved the Hotel Pfister, Buddy's Steakout and the best bar in the world...The Safehouse.
I even remember margarine being illegal in Wisconsin (and should have been). Anyway, I have fond memories of Wisconsin so thanks Mike.
Posted by: Hugh Smith | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 02:11 AM
You have an 11' x 11' office and you want to own a pool table?
Posted by: Michael Fink | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 02:26 AM
I lived in Port Washington, Wis.in the early 1950's, from the 4th thru the 8th grade. Wisconsin drinks more Brandy than any other State. Wisconsin produces more garbage truck bodies. Also my father said that the prettiest girls are in Wisconsin.
Posted by: Art Buesing | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 04:13 AM
Muir spent some of his formative years in Wisconsin, but he was born and spent much of his youth in Scotland. Wisconsin and the people of the state deserve a lot of credit for fostering Muir's love of the outdoors. But Dunbar, Scotland claims his birthplace.
Posted by: Mark Alan Miller | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 04:23 AM
And what most perolpe don't know - that a photo blog from Wisonsin in beeing read even in gold old Germany - bach to the roots.
And you should visit Door County. My recommandation for an extended photo trip. Studying at UWM Milwaukee, I took a inspiring trip to Door County and that is what brought me into professional photography.
Posted by: Dirk Boettger | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 04:31 AM
I spent many summers in McNaughton, WI at Fort Wilderness and even saw the waterskiing team the "Min-Aqua Bats" perform one year in Minocqua.
Posted by: Keith I. | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 07:30 AM
Supper Clubs.
Posted by: Bob Burnett | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 08:37 AM
Lots of actors, altho you may not see them as royalty...Spencer Tracey, Tony Shaloub (Monk), the mother from Malcom in the Middle, The blond in Third Rock, one of the guys from West Wing (who's married to the woman from Malcom In The Middle)...goes on and on...
...the very important thing to remember about all this, is that they didn't get famous IN Wisconsin, you gotta leave, it ain't happening here no way, no how....
Posted by: Crabby Umbo | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 08:56 AM
"You might think you're being healthy by drinking milk with reduced fat..."
Milk is for babies and cheese for grown-ups. Milk has enzymes to kept babies from losing fat which they need at birth.
Posted by: Andre | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 09:20 AM
Wisconsin is the leading producer of cranberries in the US. It produces more than half of all cranberries grown in the Us. Cranberry Fest in Warren, WI attracts over 100,000 people every year. It is held on the last full weekend in September. I think I will make the trip this year.
Posted by: kanesa@charter.net | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 09:29 AM
Besides being the world headquarters of T O P, Wisconsin holds two other fave things in my life.
It's home to Peter Egan, my favorite automotive and motorcycle writer, why else would I subscribe to CYCLE WORLD?
And Mike, if you love car shows, you probably like aircraft, so GET THEE to the next EAA AirVenture in Oshkosh. It's the Lambeau Field of airshows !
Posted by: Joey Wilson | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 09:58 AM
The lack of celebrities is disinformation, or maybe some kind of native anti-mythmaking quirk. In addition to many celebrities already mentioned, there are, for example: The Ringling bros, Spencer Tracy, William Rehnquist, Woody Herman, Walter Annenberg, Messrs Miller, Pabst and Schlitz, Gene Wilder, The Zucker bros, Al Jarreau, Beth and Eric Heiden, Danica Patrick, Jeffrey Dahmer, and the usual smattering of astronauts, Nobel prize winners, etc.
I'm sorry, Mike, but in this regard, Wisconsin is not as special as you think.
Posted by: robert e | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 11:38 AM
Thomas Osborne has a point. I'm in the UK and pretty much all I knew about Wisconsin before this post was connected with musky fishing and Hayward.
Pete Maina (among others) is famous (in musky and pike angling circles worldwide) - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Maina
And there's
http://www.freshwater-fishing.org/
Posted by: Dave | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 11:50 AM
How about Road America at Elkhart Lake? Inarguably it is the premier road circuit in the US. Also, in Neenah, Wisconsin resides a firm by the name of Motion Products that is the leading global restorer of vintage V-12 Ferraris as well as pre-war Alfas and similar unobtainable exotic vintage cars. Since you are a car guy I thought you should be mindful of these Wisconsin assets---Not to mention Peter Egan, long time columnist for Road and Track who lives near Madison.
Posted by: fred fowler | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 11:58 AM
Door County is actually down towards the middle of the pack in terms of shoreline length... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Door_County,_Wisconsin
It only has forty more miles than Kitsap County (where I live).
Posted by: Derek L | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 12:06 PM
And of course, no one has mention Frank Lloyd Wright and Taliesin East in Spring Green.
I'll double down on the dairy store, and put in a plug for the University of Nebraska Dairy Store also. ;-)
Posted by: John Nollendorfs | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 12:12 PM
My father was born in Menominee (in Michigan), but we are descended from Queen Marinette for whom the town across the Menominee River was named.
Now I live a little bit due south of Wisconsin (Louisiana, not so progressive).
Posted by: Jim Zietz | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 12:55 PM
Great Salt Lake is entirely within the borders of the US - tho it is in Utah which thinks it is its own nation.
Posted by: Jim | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 06:16 PM
As for great Indian words for land and such in a State - try to top "Wasatch", for the Wasatch mountains in Utah. It is a Ute word for "Frozen Penis". So named after an Indian brave found frozen to death in those mountains long ago.
Posted by: Jim | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 06:19 PM
Add in another,The Green Bay Packers have only won TWO Super Bowls.
The first two now referred to by that name were not Super Bowls as that name was not used until the third NFL/AFL Championship game.
[Wrong. Well, right, but still wrong. Super Bowls per se have been counted since the game after the '66 season. The name "Super Bowl" was not formally used at the TIME of the first two games but has been officially retroactively applied to the Jan. '67 NFC-AFC championship (officially Super Bowl I) and the Jan. '68 NFC-AFC championship (officially Super Bowl II). The Packers have won 9 NFL Championships and 4 Super Bowls (I, II, XXXI, and XLV), for a total of 13 National Football League Championships, more than any other team. --Mike]
Posted by: Jim | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 06:23 PM
"You did not mention Senator Joseph "Joe" McCarthy. He was a celbrity, albeit a nitwit."
William Proxmire more than made up for drunk Joe.
Posted by: misha marinsky | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 08:51 PM
About Door County....Wikipedia gives the "most miles of shoreline" title to Suffolk County, NY. Even nearby Keweenaw County, MI has more (including Isle Royale).
Posted by: Steve P | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 11:23 PM
Ahhhh, the venerable McDermott cuestick. I've had many, many, MANY, cuesticks in my earlier, pre-photography career as a bona fide pool hustler and the trusty McDermott was my very first "Professional" one.
Brings back many a fond memory of smoky pool halls and marathon nineball sessions on East Lake Street in Minneapolis (Gentleman Jim's, BJ's anyone?) where I growed me up. I still have a nice, nondescript classic Schön which alas, will be the last cuestick I'll ever own.
Posted by: Phil | Monday, 08 April 2013 at 11:33 PM
I bet the German influence and the prosperous milk industry are strongly correlated.
Posted by: Max | Tuesday, 09 April 2013 at 09:05 AM
re: celebrities. Did you forget Orson Welles? He was born in Kenosha May 6, 1915. When you have one of the great creative geniuses of the 20th century you don't need a gaggle of others.
Posted by: Fred Morrison | Tuesday, 09 April 2013 at 10:27 AM
Mike -- you missed the world's biggest airshow in Oskosh every year.
Posted by: Bob Hustead | Tuesday, 09 April 2013 at 02:10 PM
Jeepers, ya know dat dem dere Cheezeheads are kinda like Yoopers, eh?
Posted by: Paul Crouse | Tuesday, 09 April 2013 at 08:45 PM
This East Coaster and his daughter just got back yesterday from our first trip to Wisconsin, having toured UW/Madison where she'll be enrolled this Fall. So you'll be seeing more of us. We already bought our Badger t-shirts and sweats, and will happily vouch for the quality of the ice cream.
Posted by: george4908 | Tuesday, 09 April 2013 at 09:53 PM
One evening at a dinner somewhere while traveling in Wisconsin, I had some local cheddar that was, quite frankly, not very good. I remarked to the waitress that Ontario cheddar was far better. I don't think she liked that. Still, it was true.
Posted by: Earl Dunbar | Wednesday, 10 April 2013 at 12:57 AM
Speaking as a proud former midwesterner (IA now in AK), might I recommend this shirt if you need to show off any regional pride when travelling elsewhere - http://raygunsite.com/shop/guys/t-shirts-34/big-usmw-logo.
Posted by: Zach | Wednesday, 10 April 2013 at 01:29 PM