The weather here has been particularly nasty lately, and here's why: It's out to get me.
The problem: ice. Over and over again: thaws, freezes; rains, freezes. It's been happening for weeks now. That the ice isn't everywhere makes it more dangerous: it's hiding, laying in wait for you. Ready to spring a nasty surprise on you when you least expect it. Why is it that 90% of the wet-looking places on the sidewalk are just wet, and the rest are glare ice? It makes no sense.
I've fallen three times so far. And this is one very good reason to lose weight, brother. When my feet go out from under me, I go down hard, like a sack of bricks. As overweight as I am, it's like hitting the concrete with a seventh-grader on my back. One time I fell so hard I just had to lie there on the sidewalk for a few minutes, silently repeating, "please nothing be broken, please nothing be broken." The dog was like, what now? The poor girl has had very few walks lately. It's just too treacherous on the sidewalks for the two-footed.
Nothing was broken. I keep hearing stories of other people who aren't so lucky, though. The nice lady at the supermarket told me her sister-in-law slipped, fell, broke her leg in three places, and now has a metal plate. So, could be worse.
On Sunday and Monday it rained. Melted maybe a third of the snow. It's miserable when it rains on the snowpack. Nothing can drain properly. I had water in the basement, and once again I was out in the rain trying to fix the #@%! gutter in the dark. Last night, yup, everything froze. One more round.
The older I get, the more I hate the end of winter. I don't mind winter; I rather like it. I just don't like so much of it. I can see staying in Wisconsin, but I'm going to have to learn to travel to warm places at least once per winter. I'm thinking twice would be a lot better.
I think of spring like baseball fans do. Except, instead of the beginning of spring training, what's coming is the beginning of photography. There are hopeful signs all around: my beloved Daylight Savings Time has returned (I adore DST, and shut up, please), daylight is lasting well past six, and the summer solstice is only a little more than three short months away. Spring—and photography season—will be here before we know it.
And not a single short moment too soon if you ask me. The dog needs her exercise. And so does the Big Dragoon.
Mike
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Jeff: "Good thing Marcin Ryczek didn't wait for Spring."
Mike replies: You would think I'd take that as the zinger it's intended to be, but I do not. He's 30. I'm 56. When I was thirty, I was outdoors in the subzero temps making my winter pictures too. (In fact I recently found a beaut that's been missing for years, a 4x5" neg I've never printed but still would like to. And man was it ever cold the morning I took it.) But I am an old dawg now, and more than happy to leave such shenanigans to you youngsters.
Scott Marriott: "Your post today could have been written from here almost word for word. I'm 59 and live in Latvia. I was down at the frozen 'beach' this morning (the Baltic Sea), with my Pentax K30 and the 100mm ƒ/2.8 Macro WR, and fell on my ass faster than I could blink. We've got to be careful out there if were are going to make it to Spring. The dregs of Winter are indeed its most treacherous part. Glad to hear you're all right."
David: "Mike, another spanker here. 56? Im 53 and I was out almost every single day in December and January with a camera strapped on and lake effect snow blazing away here...straight across the lake from you in Michigan, all winter, same latitude. Did some of the best 'woods' work of my life (I'm a city photographer) and it's been exhilarating. Dude, get some cheap snow pants, like snowboarders wear...get your warmth gear and get out...like someone said on this comment section...why are you thinking old?"
Mike replies: You're as young as you feel, as they say.
This is what you need Mike:
https://www.yaktrax.com/
I bought a pair of the Walkers to use for walking my dog when the sidewalks are icy and they make a difference. If the snow is deep and powdery they're less effective but in the conditions you described I find they provide a noticeable amount of surefootedness.
And I agree, we've been having similar weather in Kansas City lately but this Saturday it was near 60 degrees. The weather quickly returned to "wintery mix" on Sunday but the seed was planted and I'm yearning for spring now.
Adam
Posted by: Adam R | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 09:46 AM
Maybe you can visit Michael Reichmann once each winter. 8^)
Posted by: KeithB | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 09:49 AM
Pick up a pair of Stabilicers. I use them all winter to walk along Lake Superior's frozen shoreline while I'm photographing. Haven't gone down once since I started wearing them.
Here's the link: http://www.32north.com/
Get the Velcro version and not the lite version.
Posted by: Bryan Hansel | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 09:51 AM
Aren't there some kind of shoes or shoe attachments with metal in them, so that you can walk on ice?
Posted by: Carsten W | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 09:52 AM
Don't miss it Mike. One winter morning in Maine I stepped out of the house and hit black ice on the walkway. Did a classic banana peel, feet in the air move ending with a hard landing on the buttocks. Sounds funny but a few hours later I was in agony. Pinched a nerve in my back creating some of the worst pain I ever experienced. Took six weeks to fully recover. Will be 73 here in Austin today. I'll take it.
Posted by: MJFerron | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 09:55 AM
Yaktrax. Not the greatest, load up in snow. But, you get the picture.
Posted by: Gregg | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 09:58 AM
Greetings from south Puget Sound, no ice here, just grey, rain, and drizzle for days (or months)on end.
Posted by: John Robison | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 09:58 AM
Get some Yak Tracs of a variation. Us fat old farts have to be really careful about falls. I lost my bounce a number of years ago so do everything I can to avoid needing it.
Posted by: Darel Crawford | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 10:05 AM
Maybe these would help?
https://www.yaktrax.com/
Posted by: David Bostedo | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 10:11 AM
Mike, it's not glare ice it's sheet ice becuase that's what you say when you slip on it... Glad to know you are OK! Daffodils and crocus are up here in Maryland. Hang in there!
Posted by: Ed Kirkpatrick | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 10:15 AM
They are called yaktrax, and they work like a charm. If you like hiking in the woods this time of year, get the heavier duty micro spikes, like a short pair of ice crampons.
Posted by: Shaun O'Boyle | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 10:16 AM
Glad you didn't break anything, Mike. Come and visit with us next winter. We get a little snow now and then here in central Virginia, but seldom do we need to deal with ice. The worst feature of ice for us country dwellers is that the power goes out, and we're at the end of the line for repairs.
With best regards,
Stephen
Posted by: Stephen S. Mack | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 10:28 AM
http://www.newitts.com/product/IT049738/Dual_Traction_Snow_and_Ice_Grippers.htm Something like that may helpJ?
Posted by: Dave P | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 10:37 AM
Mike, c'mon! 56 ain't old! I'm 57 and live in New England, so this winter after one of the mighty snows, I strapped on the old snowshoes and trekked off into the woods to a nice little stream with some very nice cascades. Had to shoe about 1/2 mile in. Took several breaks, but I got to see a beautiful sight. Nearly fell about a dozen feet into the stream at one point, but that just made it exciting... And I slept like a rock that night 'cuz I was EXHAUSTED! You're right, I'm old...
Posted by: Randy Ennis | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 10:39 AM
Mike, stop thinking old. Think young. Thinking old will kill you.
Posted by: Dave Jenkins | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 10:55 AM
As with any problem, you can always throw money at it: http://www.rei.com/search?query=ice+cleats
I personally haven't tried any of these products, though I always contemplate them during the annual March thaw/freeze. My friends who enjoy winter running have reported mixed results with the Yaktrax.
Posted by: HT | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 11:01 AM
When I see images of beautiful snowy scenes, I become envious of those of you that have remained behind. But, after reading your complaint and being a few years older as well as somewhat overweight, visions of me trudging thru the snow (or across ice) carrying a LF camera are sobering.
Posted by: Doug Howk | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 11:23 AM
I've never tried them, but I'm sure up there in the great white you can get those not-crampons-but-cable-chains-for-your-boots type traction devices. I think my wife tried them here in Colorado. Said they were good on ice and snow, but she didn't like them on the bare concrete spots.
Lovely spring-ish snow here in the Denver area today. A couple of inches on the grass and trees, but roads are mostly clear.
Posted by: mike | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 11:27 AM
I hate Spring. It's a big tease. The weather gets warmer, then it freezes again. It gets sunny, then dumps rain on you. It gets warm and sunny, but the ground is a soft, squishy mess of mud that means you can actually do LESS outside than when everything was covered in snow. As an added benefit, the see-sawing temperatures usually make for some nice spring colds, and when they let up, my allergies kick in. Spring is my least favorite season, by a longshot. I will never understand those who wax poetic about Spring. I don't look forward to Spring relieving me from Winter, I look forward to Summer relieving me from Spring!
Best regards,
Adam
Posted by: adamct | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 11:30 AM
Mike, you might want to try a pair of YakTrax (I think Amazon sell them - what don't they sell?). I bought some as we've had quite a long cold & icy winter in the UK & they are very good - even when the surface changes from snow to ice to tarmac.
Posted by: Geoff Morgan | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 11:32 AM
Mike, there is an easy cure for your malaise - move to the Southern climes.
Posted by: John Brewton | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 11:34 AM
In college (in upstate NY) I used to staple the bottom of my shoes for traction up the icy slopes of Ithaca NY. Now I use Yaktrax. I trail run up icy hills with them.
Posted by: JohnMFlores | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 11:39 AM
Ice is brutal. I've been known to trip over something, from not paying enough attention to the ground in front of me while looking for pictures, but when you get tripped up there's time to break the fall with your hands. If your feet go out from under you because of ice, you're on the ground instantly, no chance to break the fall. Then, if you're OK, you've got to figure out how to get up...
Posted by: carlweese | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 11:40 AM
Talking about 4x5 negs.......what's the update on the darkroom project???
Posted by: Eric Rose | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 11:43 AM
Mike - Maybe you can come down here to Kansas. It's supposed to be 70°F by Thursday. My little Dragoon is yapping at the door after a long winter stuck in the gym; he shot the last 2500 basketball pics of the season last weekend and was disappointed when a cold front rolled through early Sunday morning, stifling our planned lake outing. Thursday we plan to strike back. Hope you can join us.
Posted by: Mark C | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 11:47 AM
Another vote for the Yaktrax. We haven't had a lot of snow and ice this winter (near St. Louis) but we did last year. My Yaktrax lived on my boots for nearly 3 months for twice-daily walks with my 90 lb chocolate lab. Even with his all- wheel drive, he'd slip and slide before I would! Highly recommended.
Posted by: Rod Graham | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 12:12 PM
Be careful out there. It seems that just as we have made great strides preventing and treating cardiovascular disease, I am learning of more and more people breaking bones in complex, debilitating and expensive ways. You don't want to learn about "external fixation" from an insider's point of view.
Posted by: Speed | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 12:37 PM
Hi Mike
I live just east of you in Saint Paul MN. this weekend I'm 61 so another old fart.
This spring has been a bad one I fell Sunday and landed on my face. I was trying to "save it" nothing broken but now I have an excuse to use my favorite line when people ask me what happened. "you should have seen the other guy!"
last year I broke my tailbone. now that's bad took 6 months to quit hurting.
Cheers and stay safe.
Ron Wolfgram
Posted by: Ron Wolfgram, Saint Paul, MN | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 12:38 PM
I was shooting at the south rim of the Grand Canyon ~10 years ago in winter. Standing on the path stock still and fell right down on my copious butt. Fortunately, my Canon EF landed on a large expanse of cushion (my belly). No injuries to me or the camera.
Patrick
Posted by: Patrick Perez | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 01:18 PM
Hi
Understand your problem. Up here in the snowy parts of Canada a lot of people who like to walk in the snow and ice use removable traction soles. My sister has tried a number and most are cheap and don't last long. The one she and her group of friends who walk together most days (their all retired) have settled on is called "Icers". They are available at Lee Valley Tools among other places. Made in Canada too.
Ron
Posted by: Ron | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 01:24 PM
Mike, you must get a lot of zingers, since this isn't the first time you've wrongly taken a general comment from me personally. By the way, I'm 62, youngster.
[I actually didn't take it personally. It made me laugh.
But I do notice that I'm not nearly as gung-ho as I used to be, hence the reply. --Mike]
Posted by: Jeff | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 01:40 PM
Lots of mentions above for Yaktrax. I use them for trail running in the winter. They work quite well on hard-pack and icy snow. And they are easy on-off.
-db-
Posted by: DavidB | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 01:53 PM
I too use the velcro Stabilicers. I haven't fallen again since I started wearing them. Just don't wear them indoors anywhere. Only for outside.
Posted by: Matt Penning | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 02:00 PM
The only time I've ever broken a bone was due to falling on ice, when I was a mere stripling of 39. The next day, with me in a cast and my wife home with flu, was when we discovered the basement flood, the busted sump pump, and the frozen-solid garden hose which prevented the spare sump pump from working.
Posted by: Steve Renwick | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 02:30 PM
I feel for you Mike. I'm currently in Jersey on a 20th wedding anniversary trip. Should have left yesterday but Jersey is currently experiencing the worst snow it has seen for 40 years. We came to Jersey as it claims to be the sunniest part of Britain. And it was when we arrived Friday last week - we sat outside in t-shirts. We're now hoping that the airport is able to even open tomorrow...
Posted by: Neil Attard | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 02:31 PM
I know about the recent weather, Mike. I live in southwestern Wisconsin, so I've witnessed the fluctuations. I can also relate, as I'm overweight and 57. Last year in January I slipped on black ice in front of the house, fractured a rib and tore quite a bit of cartilage - then made the mistake of driving to Atlanta and back within 72 hours. What an ordeal. A couple of weekends ago spent three days in downtown Milwaukee dodging the slush and ice as the snow fell. Got to see COLOR RUSH though, which was fab. Cheers...... Paul
Posted by: Paul Sternberg | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 02:54 PM
I think I must like DST for the opposite reason you do. For me it's a couple more weeks of the parks being open before dawn.
Posted by: Timprov | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 03:23 PM
"So could be worse."
Yep, just ask Vivian Maier... oh wait you can't, she died from her slip on the ice.
Posted by: Jim | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 03:29 PM
You need some ice walkers, cleats to strap onto your shoes. Well worth the expense and trouble.
Posted by: James Bullard | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 03:50 PM
You've reminded me of POWs escaping from Germany in WW2: they put (presumably woollen) socks over their boots when crossing ice.
Posted by: Mandeno Moments | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 03:58 PM
Lost a week of work last year to a fall on black ice. Nothing quite like the experience of seeing your feet blocking out the sky to tell you the rest of the day is going to stink.
Posted by: Mike Plews | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 04:01 PM
BTW, I believe the expression is "stack of bricks", although often seen as "sack of bricks." Masons don't carry bricks in a sack, but they do have canvas sacks for their trowels and hammers, which they hang on the end of a four foot level over their shoulder. The laborers who do carry the bricks use a brick carrier. More useless information which I'm sure you'll be pleased to have passed along.
Posted by: Kent Wiley | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 04:36 PM
54? Who was it that said youth is wasted on the young? I moved about 50 miles up the Hudson from Manhattan when I was 55. That was 19 years ago but seems like yesterday. Where did the years go? Loved the snow. Didn't care much for the ice though at times it could be spectacularly beautiful. Now I'm 74, can't stand snow and even find it difficult to see the beauty (as I clear the 400 feet of driveway with my trusty, ancient snowblower). Don't even say the word i...
Posted by: John Haines | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 08:20 PM
Integrating 'So Many Cameras... EOS-1v' and 'Bricks' reminded me of the eight 'Bricks' of Fuji film in my deep freeze and the neglected EOS-1n hs collecting dust on a shelf...a day filled with nolstalgia...:))
cheers
Posted by: DenCoyle | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 08:22 PM
With all due respect Mike, speaking strictly for myself, I'm your age and its not so much a sack of bricks as, well, ahem, a sack of fat...
The extra weight both hurts and protects.
But I agree with the overall thesis. I've had two falls in the last two months, and man, it hurts now like it never used to do when I was 36 years old. Hurts for days afterwards too...
Posted by: Mani Sitaraman | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 08:38 PM
Many are the times in icy weather when I've parked my motorcycle and walked back down the road to find it's so slippery that I can hardly stand up, thinking, "and I was riding on this?!"
The first time I came off on ice was the first time I rode a motorcycle on the road. I got to the top of the hill, turned right at 5 mph and off I came. I sat in the junction and looked back down the hill. I was relieved to see that my mother was not watching, so I picked the bike up and rode to work. There was no damage to me or the bike, so she didn't find out until years later when I let it slip out. Whoops!
Posted by: Roger Bradbury | Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 08:41 PM
Down south (it's colder in the south here), the scarfies (students) wear their socks on the outside of their shoes when things get slippery up in the hill suburbs.
Posted by: Paul H | Wednesday, 13 March 2013 at 05:04 AM
The Innovative Heated Tullhus Bridge
http://designbuildsource.com.au/the-innovative-heated-tullhus-bridge
No mention of the energy source or when such an idea can/will be extended to suburban sidewalks.
Posted by: Speed | Wednesday, 13 March 2013 at 06:06 AM
Another vote for Stabilicers. They are the best for a long walk. Most secure and very durable. On the trails in Colorado, I often see pieces of coils and rubber - the remains of broken Yaktrax. The rubber fails in hard wear.
You must take Stabilicers off when you go inside. They slip like ice skates on hard floors. (and they gouge soft floors.)
For shopping trips, some prefer grips that are easier to take off and smaller to store. I like the Microspikes.
Of course you can buy either on Amazon.
Amazon link for Stabilicers:
http://www.amazon.com/Stabilicers-Original-Heavy-Traction-Medium/dp/B0002M9DO0/ref=sr_1_3?s=sporting-goods&ie=UTF8&qid=1363182230&sr=1-3
Amazon link for Microspikes:
http://www.amazon.com/Kahtoola-MICROspikes-Traction-System-Medium/dp/B002NBLAS0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1363182359&sr=8-1&keywords=microspikes
Posted by: Bruce Norikane | Wednesday, 13 March 2013 at 08:55 AM
At 73, I'm completely sympathetic with your age-related angst. The most secure solution for you might be to fit your rocking-chair rockers with some sheet metal screws.
Posted by: Jim Martin | Wednesday, 13 March 2013 at 08:57 AM
I had a similar incident while walking the dog in January. I didn't get off so easy though. I went down on my arse and broke my left lower leg in 2 places - compound fracture no less, ripped a bunch of ligaments too. I ended up having surgery to put my ankle joint back together and spent 4 days in the hospital. I love winter photography too; I just don't like actually DOING it. You're right - Milwaukee winters can be dangerous and brutal.
Posted by: john wintheiser | Wednesday, 13 March 2013 at 10:32 AM
I'll turn 56 this May, so I'm right there with you, Mike. I'm 5' 11" and 217 lbs, so I guess I qualify as overweight as well. But the numbers don't tell the entire story. At 50, I had no problem keeping up with people half my age - and solidly outperformed almost everyone I personally know in the 35-40 age group.
But then, somewhere around my 54th birthday, I could simply feel myself slowing down and my energy level dropping. I could feel my joints beginning to ache more. And I began to notice that things like colds and the flu were beginning to knock me down for longer periods of time.
Of course, losing weight would probably help most of us. In fact, if there's any single thing we can do to improve our health and mobility, it's losing weight. But I also suspect there's not as much we can do to fight genetics and our own personal biological clock as many would believe - at least not until the next big leap in biotechnology.
I don't think it's fair to compare ourselves to each other because we're all different. I'm happy for guys who are in their 60s and 70s, and have no problem skiing, roping cattle, performing ballet or whatever. Some do it through hard work, discipline and sheer force of will. But I suspect many of those people are simply lucky enough to have dipped into the good end of the gene pool.
Posted by: Steve Biro | Wednesday, 13 March 2013 at 12:12 PM
Ice cannot "lay" in wait for you. Chickens "lay" eggs. Ice "lies" in wait for you. Sorry to be the grammar police. Active v. passive verbs.
[Oddly, my entire education in English grammar lasted three days. My 8th grade English teacher Worden L. ("Sandy") McCallum asked our class if we'd like to learn grammar, and we all voted yes. Three days later we all took another vote and the tables had turned. He gave us quite a cross lecture about not sticking to it, but gave in. And that was it, my entire training. --Mike]
Posted by: Malcolm Leader | Wednesday, 13 March 2013 at 05:56 PM
From a 68 year-old just back (with a sore knee) from XC skiing in Norway: YakTraks were useful for a short trek across an icy carpark. However for moving further on ice the local elderly favour a spark or kicksled, though that may not be much use if there are ice-free patches as well.
I'm slightly sad to report that every year most older citizens of the Nordic lands still seem to be faster and steadier on their skis than this Brit.
Posted by: John Ironside | Thursday, 14 March 2013 at 06:57 AM
What is or should be scary for Americans is to see just how fat we've become. The CDC in 2004 published a longitudinal study of our height and weight from 1960 to the last data, 2002. For American men in their 20's to 70's the weight gain is something like 28 pounds. The average American man used to be around 5-9 and 167, now it's 5-9/5 and 199 pounds! The average BMI for men is overweight, in the 28 category (25 and under is normal). It's even worse for women, especially black women whose BMI is across the board in the "obese" category.
Mike you've written about your weight issues in the past, and it seems to be a concern for you. Losing the weight, even 10-15 pounds is key. And you'll fall over a lot less if your center of gravity moves down from the belly to the hips!
Posted by: Andy Kochanowski | Friday, 15 March 2013 at 10:32 AM
Get a pair of these: http://www.icebug.se. Best buy I ever made (well, apart from the Mamiya 7 with an 80 mm f/f lens that is:)
Seriously you cannot slip with them. "Can not" as in "impossible"!
Posted by: Micke | Tuesday, 19 March 2013 at 10:28 AM