By Lamberto Go
SA*
Tip #1. Download, email, post-process and/or print your images promptly. If you wait weeks or months, the colors could fade, saturation could suffer and color balance could shift. Or worse, image files could become corrupt or you could misplace your card.
Tip #2. When you're not going to use a memory card for a long time, it's a good idea to securely wrap it (make sure it's airtight) and store it in the freezer. Doing this helps preserve the card's ability to retain data so that your images remain crisp and sharp. To thaw the card, take it out of the freezer and place in the refrigerator for 24 hours. Then take it out of the fridge and place it away from direct heat and sunlight, until it reaches room temperature. Do not unwrap until it is fully thawed. That bit of moisture could affect the card's ability to hold the images. Do not microwave.
Tip #3. Try not to swap memory cards in direct sunlight. But if you must, at least shade it with your body. Never, ever swap cards in direct sunlight. It could melt some of those metal contacts. Store the filled-up card properly, and make sure the memory card compartment on your camera is shut tight after replacing the card. We don't want any stray light ruining our images now, do we? And what to do with the filled-up memory cards? Why, see Tip #1 above, of course.
Tip #4. Handle memory cards only by the edges. Avoid getting fingerprints on your card—they will show up in your images, leading to countless hours of Photoshopping. (Well, the upside is, at least you'll become a master of Photoshop.)
Tip #5. When traveling through airports, carry the cards with you. Don't pack them in checked luggage, where they could be subjected to strong X-rays, not to mention pilferage. Strong X-rays could fog not only images already on the card, but also those still to be taken. Fogging can be particularly severe if you shoot at high ISOs.
Follow these tips, and you'll be on your way to enjoying problem-free photography, at least where memory cards are concerned. Happy shooting!
Lamberto
*Satire alert.
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scared the hell out of me for second
Posted by: Gunny | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 10:20 AM
They are getting much harder to find now but the best image quality is obtained from memory cards with sprocket holes. They are worth the search as trying to add the sprocket holes later in your home darkroom is a lot of work. Trust me.
Posted by: fjf | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 10:23 AM
Tip #6. In an emergency, if you've forgotten to bring a computer, you can still develop the images on the memory card in a glass of beer at 20deg. C for 18 minutes, with agitation every 2 minutes. After development, fix the images with a can of soda then rinse in demineralised water.
Posted by: Lynn | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 10:27 AM
Lamberto forgot about using a lead lined bag as an alternative for your memory cards. And be sure to get one of those extra heavy ones if you own a newer DSLR which can shoot at very high ISO's.
Posted by: Mark | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 10:34 AM
Sage advice from a seasoned veteran. I would add a couple more things. Be certain not to buy expired memory cards. Never but memory cards in a tropical country unless they are double sealed against moisture.
Posted by: Ken White | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 10:40 AM
Awaiting a comment by Ctein on the matter of bit rot...
Posted by: Anton | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 10:42 AM
You had me going there. Now that you mention it, I believe I know this Lamberto guy or his twin.
He's the guy who used to store his rechargables in the freezer. He also has 30 2GB cards (don't put all your eggs in one basket, right?).
Posted by: Lefturn99 | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 10:45 AM
You joke, and you do it well, but of course flash memory is generally quoted as having a 5-10 year retention period; wait longer than that, and your data may indeed have faded.
This is a different phenomenon from memory wearing out, which happens from too many erase/write cycles. A flash memory unit that has failed to retain data may still be perfectly usable after a format.
http://forums.dpreview.com/forums/read.asp?forum=1023&message=30506051
Posted by: Western Infidels | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 10:48 AM
Lastly, don't lose it. Friend of mine lost a 16GB card with thousands of images from his trip to the South Pacific. He grumbling comment to me was "Dammit, I knew I should have just shot film!"
Posted by: Richard Sintchak | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 10:52 AM
As my wife found out, Sandisk Sd cards can be washed in the laundry and still work. Not advised but they are waterproof it says so on their website.
Posted by: Craig | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 10:54 AM
Drill a hole on the top left edge of your camera and stick a bent paper clip into it. After putting your memory card into the camera and securely closing the cover, watch the clip rotate as you take the first few shots.
Posted by: Animesh Ray | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 11:01 AM
You made me laugh so hard I wet my pants. Are you happy now?
Posted by: Gordon Lewis | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 11:06 AM
The good old days!
Posted by: David Dyer-Bennet | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 11:07 AM
It took me a while to find the satire alert notice. I was scratching my head for a minute there. I am quite sure someone will take this seriously... you know... the kind of person who never saw those old fashioned cameras with that special long magnetic tape that came out of the spool.
Posted by: Paul Crouse | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 11:17 AM
Tip #6: Never buy cards that take more than 24 exposures. Do not be tempted by cards that take 36 or more. That way, should a card get scratched or exposed to light, your losses are minimized.
Posted by: Marc Rochkind | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 11:20 AM
Don't forget to mark the dates on the cards and to bring twice as many cards as you think you need-the extra bulk is worth it!
Posted by: Beau | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 11:26 AM
Glad I'm shooting with film *phew*
Posted by: michael walker | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 11:26 AM
From what I've read lately, I understand that colour memory cards may not be around for much longer.
Posted by: Paddy C | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 11:28 AM
SanDisk is convinced:
"All SanDisk products including memory cards, flash drives and MP3 players are NOT affected by X-ray machines."
http://kb.sandisk.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/2522/~/sandisk-products-and-x-ray-machines
But Kingston is more cautious:
"5. Pack Flash storage devices into carry-on luggage if possible.
6. Avoid U.S. Postal Service radiation scanning of mailed packages."
http://www.kingston.com/us/flash/caring_for_your_flash_memory
Posted by: Andy Kowalczyk | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 11:35 AM
Also be sure to develop* a system for marking those cards which you have already used so you don't inadvertently reuse them and thus double expose some of your precious images. I suggest a pair of pliers to bend over the corner of the card.
* You see what I did there?
Posted by: Ed | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 12:16 PM
Dear Anton,
Nah, this week I'm on about subscriber rot.
Though, come to think of it, putting them in airtight wraps and freezing them will minimize that.
Hmmmmmm.
pax / Ctein
Posted by: Ctein | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 12:33 PM
If you agitate the card too much, the zeroes, being round, will fall out before the ones. This will cause your highlights to block up.
Also be careful when you transmit files. As above, the zeroes go through fine but the ones get stuck (they're pointy). They sometimes get caught in the Ethernet.
Posted by: Kevin Bourque | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 12:41 PM
Dear Ken and Beau,
I know you guys are joking, but there is some real useful advice in there.
Having twice as many memory cards as you imagine you'll ever need is even smarter than having twice as much film with you as you'll ever need. Plus, those little bitty cards have a bad habit of going walkies in your camera bag at inopportune moments. Having extras is a good idea.
And dating (or at least labeling) them is a good way of making sure that you don't overwrite your most recent photographs, and it also evens out wear and tear on the cards.
There is also a big problem with counterfeit memory cards that can have a myriad of faults. The least is that their read/right rates are far below spec. The worst is that the chips in them may very well have been rejected for having bad cells, either because they don't write correctly or because they "fade" too quickly. I would never buy memory cards in obscure tropical countries.
pax / Ctein
Posted by: Ctein | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 12:45 PM
is it posible that you could buy a bulk roll of memory and cut your own cards? - seems like this might be a frugal way to go to cut your costs.
Posted by: david | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 12:52 PM
The following things actually happened, as I stood witness to them:
- User not understand why her software (on 5.25" floppies) had been ruined by being placed in a ring binder, with the assistance of a hole punch.
- User not understanding why her (3.5") floppies didn't work with a label over the unattractive metal part.
- The world's most convoluted network design, required by the customer because he had been assured that the data would bottleneck in sharp corners of the wiring, so specified no bends in the wire a with less than 1' radius.
can assure you that w/o the sarcasm tag, someone would be repeating these as gospel on some photography forum right now.
Posted by: Ray | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 12:54 PM
I'm finding it really hard these days to get hold of tungsten balanced SD memory cards, everybody just seems to sell the daylight balanced version. Any tips?
Posted by: Ian Loveday | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 01:03 PM
C'mon, Mike. We don't have time for this BS. Help us to move ahead with photography and forget the satire.
Posted by: Andrew Kirk | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 01:06 PM
Ahhh, sweat memories.
Still, you forgot to mention the re-loading of the meory cards with empty bytes!
Posted by: Alex | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 01:06 PM
It's not so important at the moment, but when buying new ones, be sure to specify 128-bit memory cards so you can still use them when you move to a faster camera. But, I recently was in Best Buy and the clerk told me that the cards I was buying were 128 bit, but when I got them home I found out they were only 8-bit, and then Best Buy wouldn't take them back because they'd been used (like I only put them in the camera!!!) I'll tell you what, though: I scorched their butt on Yelp!
Posted by: John Camp | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 01:21 PM
Physically larger memory devices will give you much better image quality.
For example, the images you can obtain using tiny MicroSD cards will be noisy and soft if you enlarge much past 4x6, whereas 8" floppy discs will provide noiseless and sharp enlargements to mural-size and larger. You do, however, pay a penalty in size and weight; a microSD camera will fit in a pocket and can take several exposures before changing the card making it ideal for family snapshots, whereas an 8" floppy camera must be moved around on a small utility cart and can take only one image per disc.
For most people, the SD card is a good compromise, but some professionals may prefer to use the larger compact flash or PCMCIA formats when working in a studio.
Posted by: Paul Glover | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 01:38 PM
Even though prices for memory have come down in recent years, I still buy only their plastic-sandwich 'shells', and bulk load my own memory.
Now where did put that new batch of shells?!?
Posted by: Joe Boris | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 01:42 PM
Predictive dark-keeping image stability testing using the Arrhenius method (accelerated fading at high temperatures, extrapolated to predict the rate of fading at lower temperatures) shows that even after several decades of storage at room temperature and 50% relative humidity, properly recorded memory cards will show less than 10 percent pixel density loss. Of course, actual image and support stability depend upon the recording conditions, storage conditions, and other factors beyond the control of the manufacturer. Since byte order may change over time, memory cards will not be replaced for, or otherwise warranted against, any change in byte order.
Posted by: Chris Lucianu | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 01:46 PM
What I really miss about film is the smell. Easing off the plastic lid from that canister for the first time was such a delight. There was so much promise associated with that sweet perfume and so often followed by the cruel reality.
So, to join in the spirit of the satire... Always save the plastic canister from your memory card; it will prove useful for storing your Amidol.
(PS: Not the clear 'Fuji' ones—Amidol degrades on exposure to light!)
Posted by: Tony McLean | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 01:49 PM
Tip #10. Remeber to rip off the label from the memory card packaging and stick it on the camera LCD to remind you which memory card is loaded in the camera. There is nothing worse than shooting with a 1GB CF card when you you think a 32GB SD card is loaded.
Tip #11. When uploading the images from the memory card to camera remeber make sure the computer and card reader are in a dark room. You can use your laptop in chaning bag if a dark room is not availible. In either case don't forget to turn off the display.
Posted by: Kevin Purcell | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 02:42 PM
Okay Father Guido, will do.
Posted by: Kent Phelan | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 03:21 PM
Read this right after shooting a roll of Tri-x with my F3. Now being enlightened to the fact that new technologies have not progressed at all I've decided to keep shooting my B&W film. ;> (Was wondering why all those fingerprints kept appearing on my digital files.)
Posted by: MJFerron | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 03:56 PM
And be sure to catalog and store your exposed memory cards. You never know when you may need a second print.
Posted by: kenzen | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 04:04 PM
And Paddy, that reminds me: always remember to keep your color memory cards separate from your black & white memory cards. The results are very different.
Posted by: Frank Figlozzi | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 04:26 PM
I still have some Kodachrome memory cards in my freezer - think they are OK to use?
Posted by: Mel | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 04:31 PM
Reminds me of Tina Fey parodying Sarah Palin.
Posted by: 01af | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 04:45 PM
Shameless plug for this list of tips I had from my childhood:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sbugphoto/2844635826/
Posted by: Scott Symes | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 04:58 PM
So, I tweeted a link to this post, and it got auto-gatewayed into Faceb ook, and it came out like this: http://www.tbray.org/tmp/joyful_what.png
[snicker]
Posted by: Tim Bray | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 06:26 PM
As for me, I prefer old-school ultra large format, developed for 15 minutes with 5400 rpm agitation.
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/55432652/Old%20School.jpg
Posted by: David L. | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 07:49 PM
Won't be long before we can't buy memory cards or the cost will be too high. Who's switching to film when digital dies?
Posted by: Mike Shwarts | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 07:54 PM
Love this blog! This is my first "Live" satire alert. Read some from the archives.
I must admit I was taken in till the "X-ray" and "pilferage" part. Which doesn't make it any better since that's the last item just before the alert. Shudda caught on by #2 (microwave). Oh, well...
Posted by: Sarge | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 08:01 PM
Do remember that it is possible to bulk load fresh new electrons into a used memory card. This can be a tricky process, and should not be attempted in a wet environment.
For those who are technically challenged, my small company does perform this service for a small fee -- that's www.electronloader.scam
Posted by: Ken Ohrn | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 09:08 PM
As others mentioned, long storage time does in fact affect the flash memory reliability. So does too many cycles of writing. Similarly, X-ray can indeed induce bit-flips. Heat also has an impact on flash memory reliability. Finally, if you put a card in a cheap knock off camera, the voltage regulation could be off and can harm the flash as well.
Flash devices are a fickle bunch. They are supposed to have 10K to 100K Reas/Write cycle in average before starting to show faults, but I have worked with cheaper devices (caveat, my experience is with embedded flash memory on microcontroller chips) where they would start to fail as early as 100 write cycles.
To summarize, ignore these tips at your own peril!
Posted by: Reza | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 09:08 PM
Excellent advice.
Additional tip: This technique works just as well for toilet paper.
I've had several rolls in cold storage for years (got a good deal on the stuff in 1996) and they are every bit as good as new: bright, fresh, crispy.
Plus, they're already paid for!
Bonus tip: Do NOT try this with your hamster when you go on vacation. Instead, leave little Herbie with a friend or relative, OK?
I speak from experience.
Posted by: davesailer | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 09:19 PM
Processing for memory cards isn't what is used to be. Quality's gone to the dogs.
Posted by: Mani Sitaraman | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 10:10 PM
Damn, I got all the way thru the first one before it hit me. I think I'm loosing it.
Posted by: Dan Berry | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 10:11 PM
You could also try older style, small memory cards to give a nostalgic look to your pictures.
Posted by: Steve Duffy | Friday, 03 August 2012 at 11:53 PM
"I still have some Kodachrome memory cards in my freezer - think they are OK to use?"
Alas, unreadable file types.
Mike
Posted by: Mike Johnston | Saturday, 04 August 2012 at 02:40 AM
Alternatively ignore all of this advice, store the cards in direct sunlight in high humidity and enjoy the highly trendy colour warping results. Resolution and colour accuracy are so yesterday...
Posted by: PeckhamRyeCrow | Saturday, 04 August 2012 at 03:10 AM
"scared the hell out of me for second"
Lol, me too :).
Posted by: Amin Sabet | Saturday, 04 August 2012 at 11:05 AM
I've realized that a static charge can fog the image if you shoot a digital file while grounded. Now I jump into the air and release the shutter. It also keeps me from having to use the blur filter in Photoshop as much. Alternatively you could wrap your memory card in saran wrap before putting it in.
Posted by: Dmddavid | Saturday, 04 August 2012 at 12:25 PM
If you take the card out of the camera in the middle of a shoot to use a different type, remember to scratch the number of images on it so you know where to start again when you reinsert it
Posted by: Richard Tugwell | Saturday, 04 August 2012 at 12:55 PM
The freezer? Come on give me a break. Where did that maligned piece of advice come from?
Posted by: Doug Dolde | Saturday, 04 August 2012 at 05:43 PM
Tip #4 is misleading. Everybody knows memory cards should be handled using tweezers made of non-ferrous metals. Gold-plated tweezers are best, followed by 99,99999999999999999% oxygen-free copper ones. Also, their construction should comply to Fibonacci's golden ratio in order to avoid all electromagnetic interference. (Performing an Aztec ritual of fertility before removing the card from the camera helps preventing the files from getting corrupted, too; alternatively, if you're not familiar with Aztec culture, you can perform a tribal dance around your tripod, using the latter as a totem pole. In either case you must follow Mr. Go's advice #3.)
Posted by: Manuel | Sunday, 05 August 2012 at 12:30 PM
I've read somewhere that DX-coded memory cards could only record pictures at base ISO, a major nuisance with modern, highly capable cameras. However, real pros are said to know a way to circumvent this.
Posted by: CMS | Sunday, 05 August 2012 at 02:51 PM
"Everybody knows memory cards should be handled using tweezers made of non-ferrous metals. Gold-plated tweezers are best, followed by 99,99999999999999999% oxygen-free copper ones. Also, their construction should comply to Fibonacci's golden ratio in order to avoid all electromagnetic interference. "
Manuel,
Are you sure you're not confusing photography with high-end audio?
Mike
Posted by: Mike Johnston | Sunday, 05 August 2012 at 04:23 PM
Hi Mike.
You spotted it - I used to be an audiophile before devoting myself to photography. As I delved into photography websites and forums, I was shocked to discover some photographers and audiophiles (or rather whom the late, great John Crabbe called 'audiophools') shared the same amount of misinformed common sense and a kind of fake knowledge that nears superstition - hence the allusion to OFC and golden ratio.
I loved Mr. Go's article because he played with that kind of superstition that's so deeply rooted in the minds of some photographers, and I believe some would have taken it seriously if it weren't for the satire alert.
I also know you are an audiophile, so I knew this comment would ring a bell. Do you happen to remember Townsend Audio and their 'cryogenic' loudspeaker cables? They came to my mind when I read Tip #2!
Posted by: Manuel | Monday, 06 August 2012 at 05:08 AM
Manuel,
One of my favorite audio writeups was of a $25,000 amp that featured an "imposing case" that, when opened, was found to have a "surprising" amount of empty space inside. I wish I'd kept that.
Mike
Posted by: Mike Johnston | Monday, 06 August 2012 at 10:37 AM