TOP—or rather the new (TypePad) TOP blog—reached Comment #100,000 at 5:43 this afternoon. When it happened, sirens went off and balloons fell from the ceiling here at TOP World HQ, scaring the dog.
The lucky 100,000th commenter, known as "Q," is by his own admission 144 years old, which I assume means he was in fact the Quartermaster for Her Majesty's Secret Service, supplying Bond with Q-devices. (I say "he" only because I actually do know his name.) For his services here, I was going to pick out and buy him a nice photobook, but then I decided I'd better get a grip and let him buy a photobook of his own choice. (It's still essentially a mystery to me, but I realize empirically that not everyone shares my taste.) So he's getting a $100 Gift Certificate from Amazon.
Q's prize is a way of symbolically recognizing the contributions of all the many wonderful commenters who participate here on TOP, enriching and amplifying so many discussions. It is, for one thing, how I continue to constantly learn things here, and how I keep myself entertained and amused. Thanks to one and (almost) all.
If you're curious, Jim Henry was commenter #99,999, and Ken Tanaka #100,001. So close!
Congratulations (and thanks) to Q. He hasn't stepped forward yet to claim his prize, but maybe we'll hear from him. (Who knows, maybe he'll leave a comment.)
—Mike, On the Velvet Rope
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Featured Comment by Ken: "And yet you did not even make Q's comment a featured comment? Wow, what does one have to do for a featured comment around here, anyways? [With tongue firmly in cheek.]"
Featured Comment by Q: "Yikes! Really? Wow! I feel like one of those stunned actors you see in TV commercials who just look about wide-eyed when the sirens sound and the balloons envelop them at the checkout counter or some such place—except of course I'm not acting. [Looks about nervously.]
"I'm afraid I don't have a speech ready...
"Thank you for this very generous book-by-proxy gift! I think I know already where it's going to go. (Hmm; is The Empirical Photographer available on Amazon?)
"More, though, thank you for the years of posts, yours and your guest writers', and the comments. Everyone here seems to have a well-reasoned point of view, and the great majority of them know considerably more about the craft and the art of photography than I do; I learn more from TOP than from any of the other photography sites I read. I daily look forward to refreshing the TOP page and seeing what pearls appear, and I'll keep reading well past the 200,000th comment (which I'll make sure won't be mine).
"And—my sincere apologies to Lulu. I hope she got over her fright quickly.
"Thank you again!
"(Wow.)"
Mike adds: Q, whose real name is Damon C., tells me he actually took his handle from "silent Q" in Monty Python's Bookshop sketch (originally from At Last the 1948 Show—here's a version with Marty Feldman):
Well that's fun, Mike! Congratulations for running such a popular, engaging, and informative blog for so long. Would you have imagined such a future when you started it?
Posted by: Kenneth Tanaka | Tuesday, 08 May 2012 at 10:54 PM
What would have happened if the 100,000th comment was "Farts."
Posted by: D-Squizee | Wednesday, 09 May 2012 at 01:49 AM
As always, thank you- for continuing to provide this most welcoming and informative venue.
PS- Fortunately, the former would make you a most lousy doorman.
Posted by: Stan B. | Wednesday, 09 May 2012 at 01:51 AM
I'm Q, and so is my wife!
/do i win? ;-)
Posted by: Mark | Wednesday, 09 May 2012 at 02:40 AM
That's also 100,000 comments you've moderated. Or more, I imagine.
Posted by: Paul | Wednesday, 09 May 2012 at 06:09 AM
"That's also 100,000 comments you've moderated. Or more, I imagine."
Yup, I've read every one.
Mike
Posted by: Mike Johnston | Wednesday, 09 May 2012 at 06:13 AM
Dang! And it was maybe my 4th comment in 5 years.
Ken and I exchanged emails a while back over almost identical photos we each took at the Art Institute... and they (well, all the detectives in mystery novels do) say there is no such thing as coincidence.
Thanks, Mike!
Posted by: Jim Henry | Wednesday, 09 May 2012 at 08:00 AM
For some reason, never thought anybody
would count the number of comments received
over a given period of time. It just seems frivolous.
Small things amuse small minds?
Posted by: Bryce Lee | Wednesday, 09 May 2012 at 10:14 AM
That is *at least* 100,000 mouseclicks for you, Mike. Watch out for RSI!
Posted by: KeithB | Wednesday, 09 May 2012 at 10:53 AM
Congratulations, Q!
Posted by: David Dyer-Bennet | Wednesday, 09 May 2012 at 11:50 AM
"Watch out for RSI!"
It crops up from time to time. I have a padded mouse pad, an ergonomic keyboard propped up on books for more angle, a chair that took me several (expensive) tries to find, and coated glasses specifically corrected for 20 inches. Even so I have to watch my posture and do exercises every day. My desk dates from 1940 and is literally falling apart, but I'm worried that if I replace it it will throw everything else off....
Mike
Posted by: Mike Johnston | Wednesday, 09 May 2012 at 01:42 PM
Wasn't the dog watching when the ballons were placed?
Posted by: Riley | Wednesday, 09 May 2012 at 03:13 PM
"never thought anybody would count the number of comments received over a given period of time."
Bryce,
The software counts the comments, not me.
Mike
Posted by: Mike Johnston | Wednesday, 09 May 2012 at 04:50 PM
Congratulations, Mike. You have created a great website. Part of the TOP experience is your breadth of photographic experience and skill as a writer. Another part is your use of moderated comments, particularly featured comments, though which we experience the considered views of others, even if they disagree with you. Through the comments we experience community, and community enriches our lives. Thank you.
Posted by: Rod S. | Thursday, 10 May 2012 at 07:40 AM