["Open Mike" is the off-topic editorial page of TOP, where I write about other things. It appears on Sunday, at least if things are going well. —Mike the Ed.]
So this is my new favorite thing, and I warn you this is boring:
It's a Vitamix, a.k.a. a heavy-duty high-speed blender, which is a cross between a blender and a food processor.
As regular readers of this site have been hearing from time to time, I've been investigating food and diet for four years now. If you'd prefer not to be bludgeoned with more, just don't click past the link....