Time for a poll.
Here's the setup, or, as the French would say, le setup. A wealthy "angel" is donating $15 million to a camera company to make a digital camera specifically for you, using viable current technology. You get to spec the camera—that is, specify every aspect of it. The engineers will design to your specifications and the manufacturer will build the camera and give you ten of them for free—five for you to use and five for you to give away to your friends. They will name the camera the [your name] -kon or -non, whichever sounds more mellifluous. (The Mikon. Hmm. I like it.) The entire point is to please you, not to make any money for the company or please other customers to whom the camera will be offered. It's just for you.
How many megapixels does your camera have?
[UPDATE 11/19/12: Vizu Polls closed down, so I've taken a screen shot of the poll results and substituted it for the live poll. Best I could do to preserve the post. —Ed.]