Well, get this—the Paparazzi expert on the TV program "Access Hollywood" estimates that the first photograph of Paris Hilton in her jail cell "would be worth half a million dollars." It won't be easy, though—even guards are being searched for cameras.
So get to work on that jailhouse food worker disguise and that fake prison work pass. Could be worth it!
And we lose a reader: [To multiple recipients] "Having been offline for ten days, and pretty much off the grid, I'd like to stay in this very positive state of mind. So I'm driving less (didn't drive at all on vacation) and doing some filtering. Actually, if you're getting this note, you're being filtered because you're running a 'Paris Hilton' lead story. As I log onto my favorite sites to catch up with the news, I'm finding it best to delete my bookmarks for all sites that perpetuate the Paris Hilton meme. Hopefully, this will also filter out Anna-Nicole-Smith-related material. Thanks for all your good work in the past and best of luck with your chosen endeavors." [Name withheld]
(I thought this was hilarious, even though—or maybe because—I sympatize! —MJ)